This is about politics, so if you're literally tone-deaf, my condolences, but I got nothing for ya.
Here's an article by Bill Maher. Since he posted it on salon.com, there may be very few redneck rubes who will read it, aside from me. But we redneck rubes -- excuse me: us redneck rubes, and/or we-all redneck rubes -- have a way of discussing this kind of thing over our steaming bowls of roadkill stew.
Delightfully droll, don't you think? See if you can identify the smug line that ticked me off enough to post a link to the article. I'll give you a hint: I graduated with honors from a pretty good college and it *still* ticked me off.