Death Wish?
I'm not going to lie: I love energy drinks. I know, they're not good for you. I don't care, they just taste great.
Anyways, I've noticed lately that the cans have been making subtle warnings, and so I've been slightly pushing them to test them out. Here are my recent two:
Venom Black Mamba
This drink I had for the first time on Monday. It comes in a nice-sized, resealable can (it's not intended for you to drink in one sit), and the label on the back says not to drink more than 3 a day, or something like that. If I had a can with me, I'd quote it exactly. I had 4 on Monday.
Monster BFC
The "BFC" stands for "Big Fuckin' Can" and it is. It stands at a whopping 32 ounces (think: the size of 4 Red Bulls). I tried it for the first time today. You can find info on a related can here, but it's for a Monster "Heavy Metal" BFC; what I had was a 32 oz. can of the regular Monster BFC. Since I just had it today, I still have the can on me; here's the label:
Yeah, you know what "BFC" stands for... No, you shouldn't try to chug it (We know you can, just don't.) Instead kick back and enjoy the Biggest Baddest Energy Drink on the planet, in the biggest effen can we could find. Wimps, Health Nuts, and Busy Bodies need not apply.
Recommended use: 1 Big Can per day.
...and I just chugged my second one for the day. Not dead yet, but I can sense a headache coming on. =P
Anyways, I've noticed lately that the cans have been making subtle warnings, and so I've been slightly pushing them to test them out. Here are my recent two:
Venom Black Mamba
This drink I had for the first time on Monday. It comes in a nice-sized, resealable can (it's not intended for you to drink in one sit), and the label on the back says not to drink more than 3 a day, or something like that. If I had a can with me, I'd quote it exactly. I had 4 on Monday.
Monster BFC
The "BFC" stands for "Big Fuckin' Can" and it is. It stands at a whopping 32 ounces (think: the size of 4 Red Bulls). I tried it for the first time today. You can find info on a related can here, but it's for a Monster "Heavy Metal" BFC; what I had was a 32 oz. can of the regular Monster BFC. Since I just had it today, I still have the can on me; here's the label:
Yeah, you know what "BFC" stands for... No, you shouldn't try to chug it (We know you can, just don't.) Instead kick back and enjoy the Biggest Baddest Energy Drink on the planet, in the biggest effen can we could find. Wimps, Health Nuts, and Busy Bodies need not apply.
Recommended use: 1 Big Can per day.
...and I just chugged my second one for the day. Not dead yet, but I can sense a headache coming on. =P
Posted by Hiead on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 06:46PM
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#1 Elation:
Ever tried "relentless"? I don't really dig the energy-drink-cans-aping-beer-cans look, but it tastes much better than red bull and stuff like that.
Friday, June 20, 2008 09:05PM