How to not get the desired results on a classified ad in Off Topic

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Aug 16 2011, 4:00 pm
Project Name:
[Anime]: [Crappy extremely long tacky name]

Description:
a fun [anime] game

Project Goal:
a free game to get lots of players

Skills Needed:
coder
iconer
mapper
gfx artist
idea person
musikian
[long list of positions that aren't necessary while leaving yourself with the least amount of work possible on anything]

Compensation:
u will get either gm on my game or co-owner

Team Members (Optional):
me, my brother, this guy from schol that i got into byond [entire story of how it happened]

Previous Work (Optional):
[previous failed anime game]

Contact Information:
narutohyugasharingakugan.onepieceofabottleofbleachandsomedra gonballs@msn.co.uk
#1 Aug 16 2011, 4:03 pm
Lol. Amazing and Funny.
#2 Aug 16 2011, 4:15 pm
i alrdy hav narto goa source to start with
#3 Aug 16 2011, 4:44 pm
Ignorant.
#4 Aug 16 2011, 5:41 pm
evn betr i hav a bleach sauce to use
#5 Aug 16 2011, 6:14 pm
Now we need a "How not to get the desired results on a 'How-to' question".

hay guise ne1 no da coed 4 specal beem canon?
#6 Aug 16 2011, 7:14 pm
@MDC, I'm not saying all anime games are shit, I'm just saying a majority of the ones concocted in the mind of some 12 year old out there are. they never actually get made, Goditz was just an acception, and his got leaked.

Stop being so easily offended, ffs. You act like I said "OH, YES, FUCK MDC AND HIS DBZ GAME IN THE ASS, IT IS TOTAL SHIT" This is truly a post about making shitty classified ads
#7 Aug 16 2011, 7:20 pm
MDC wrote:
Ignorant.

Butthurt.
#8 Aug 16 2011, 7:29 pm
@Robert I've been trying not to say that the whole time but it is unfortunately the case. No where have I openly bashed anime, yet he continues to rebuke me as if I'm cursing the entire anime world.

I like Suikoden as a console game, and most people have never heard of it. Yet I wouldn't be mad if someone said it sucked. Suikoden isn't the very best game, I admit, but I like it.
#9 Aug 16 2011, 7:31 pm
EmpirezTeam wrote:
Now we need a "How not to get the desired results on a 'How-to' question".

hay guise ne1 no da coed 4 specal beem canon?

Fuck I hate it when people ask for specific stuff like that. I could see someone asking in general "How do you make a trail" or something like that, but I hate when people ask completely retarded stuff..

Someone once asked "How do you make the orochimaru body steal technique ??" <--- there's tons of different ways this could be done in a game, that will differ from the anime.

EDIT: People ask this shit as if DM has a built in procedure for it.


mob/verb/HelloWorldOrochimaruBodySteal()
world<<"Hello!"
usr.orochimaruBodySteal()
#10 Aug 16 2011, 7:39 pm
Maybe it should be built-in. That way we would never see those questions appear on the forums. DM should have stuff like ki blasts, shurikens, and Ichigos readily available as soon as you make a new DM environment.
#11 Aug 16 2011, 7:48 pm
Lol. How about one proc that takes in a string and has like a trillion options and allows you to input specific phrases.
lazyAssProc("Shoot a fireball at whoever the player has his mouse over") <--- many more games would get made like that
#12 Aug 17 2011, 11:54 am
You had me at [Anime]: [Crappy extremely long tacky name].
#13 Aug 17 2011, 5:36 pm
loled @ the email. Naruto: The Wars of the Hidden Clans lol wthh?

or

Naruto Attack: The Fate of Two Worlds tssk