Findings in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

So, in Roxas' Diary, if you replace the words Sea-Salt-Ice Cream with the word sex, they still make sense







"...... I took her out for sex afterwards, but i'm saving the WINNER stick. Axel deserves a reward when he gets back. Xion wants to have sex with us from now on. Maybe we'll be friends."
Day 8
"Axel and I went to Twilight Town today. He taught me a lot. Before we RTC'd we swung by the clock tower and had some sex. Axel called it the "icing on the cake" after a successful mission. Well, except there was no cake- just ice cream."

Day 14

"Me and Axel went on a mission to Twilight Town. Afterwards, we went and had sex again up on the clock tower. He said friends do stuff like that. Or they laught together. So does that mean me and him are friends?"

Day 15

".... Every day after work, I've been metting Axel at the clock tower to have sex. It really is salty! But still sweet, too. How come it taste so familiar?"

Day 23

"...... Afterwards I went and had sex by myself"

Day 25


Day 51

"...... I went up to the clock tower to have sex, but nobody else showed up."


Day 72

"..... I wonder when me and Axel and Xion will all get to have sex together."


Day 73

"After I finished my mission i wanted all three of us to have sex, but I couldn't find Xion...."


Day 74

".... We finally got to all have sex together, which was nice...."


Day 96

" Afterwards Xion remembered how ot summon her own Keyblade, so I guess we're out of trouble. When we were done, we all had sex together."


Day 97

"Every day, after work, the three of us have been going to our place on top of the clock tower to have sex. We don't talk about much, but I wouldn't miss these conversions for the world."


Day 118

"Today was my first vaction ever. I didn't know what to do with it. Axel said to do what I like, but all I like is having sex with my friends- so that's what I ended up doing."

Day 153
"... I've been having sex alone, but it's just not the same. All I taste is the salt, and my hands get all sticky...."


Day 255

"I had sex with Axel after work today, but Xion didn't show."


Day 321

"..... She seems to be in a lot better shape than me. We had sex together, something we hadn't done in a while."


Day 322

"... I want to have sex with Xion and Axel again."


Day 352

"... Me and Xion and Axel had sex. The sunset was beautiful."


Day 357

"... I'm going to get Xion back. The three of us will have sex together again- I know it."

Posted by Kamaro on Saturday, October 03, 2009 10:39PM - 4 comments / Members say: yea +4, nay -0

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#4 Kamaro:  

And if you checked the front of my member page, or some other way, you could see I already made my own KH game / Remaking it.

Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:40PM

#3 Itachi51:  

Lol. Hilarious xD. I wonder why I never noticed it.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 04:33PM

#2 Jeff8500:  

Zaole wrote:
> i've been having sex alone, but it's just not the same. all I taste is the salt, and my hands get all sticky
>
> that's my favorite, i think

That's my favorite, too.

Sunday, October 04, 2009 12:47PM

#1 Zaole:  

i've been having sex alone, but it's just not the same. all I taste is the salt, and my hands get all sticky

that's my favorite, i think

Sunday, October 04, 2009 07:59AM

 

 

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