Shampoo badd!
Recently, scientist have discovered that though shampoo may be full of nutrients it has also been proven to cause cancer.
Now, don't get me wrong, very few people tend to get cancer from shampoo because scientist have also found out that conditioner tends to stabilize shampoo, killing all of the cancer causing substances. But what does this mean for those of us that only use shampoo?
That's right, we get cancer, but think of the bright side, if you survive this brain cancer, you may sue the shampoo company! But lets be real, you're not going to live if you have brain cancer so you might as well just give up your dream of suing a shampoo company and getting rich.
So the next time you use shampoo, be sure to use conditioner, or die.
Now, don't get me wrong, very few people tend to get cancer from shampoo because scientist have also found out that conditioner tends to stabilize shampoo, killing all of the cancer causing substances. But what does this mean for those of us that only use shampoo?
That's right, we get cancer, but think of the bright side, if you survive this brain cancer, you may sue the shampoo company! But lets be real, you're not going to live if you have brain cancer so you might as well just give up your dream of suing a shampoo company and getting rich.
So the next time you use shampoo, be sure to use conditioner, or die.
Posted by Killer22 on Friday, January 16, 2009 01:07AM
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#13 Hi-Guy:
Hi Guy.
Thursday, July 09, 2009 10:35PM
#12 Ganing:
IcewarriorX wrote:
> Not using shampoo is known to cause virginity in most males.
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> Links to support statement:
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> http://www.byond.com/members/ganing
Very True, very true
Friday, January 16, 2009 12:48PM
#11 Masterdan:
HAHA, I have friends who I have a longstanding argument with over the merits of conditioner, now that it cures cancer I think I win.
Friday, January 16, 2009 12:45PM
#10 IcewarriorX:
Not using shampoo is known to cause virginity in most males.
Links to support statement:
http://www.byond.com/members/ganing
Friday, January 16, 2009 11:07AM
#9 Ryando17:
Wash Rinse Repeat!
Friday, January 16, 2009 09:57AM
#8 Yash 69:
Rofl.
Friday, January 16, 2009 08:58AM
#7 DarkCampainger:
Brain cancer is the best kind, because you get super powers...
I'll never use conditioner again!
Friday, January 16, 2009 08:53AM
#6 Yash 69:
They way I see it is, everyone's going to die no matter what. So why fight it?
Friday, January 16, 2009 06:06AM
#5 GhostAnime:
You should give links to support to your post ._.
Friday, January 16, 2009 05:27AM
#4 Aixelsyd:
Everything gives you cancer.
In fact, I'm pretty sure someone out there just got eye cancer from reading this.
Friday, January 16, 2009 05:08AM
#3 Ganing:
BOOBIEZ!
Friday, January 16, 2009 02:40AM
#2 Disturbed Puppy:
What about a 2 in 1? is it okay to use?
Friday, January 16, 2009 01:23AM
#1 Sonozaki Shion:
Your hair is very important! People need to read this!
Friday, January 16, 2009 01:10AM