Yeah, I have known about this website for about two or so years now, I love it. I have not visited it in over a year, but, it is still way funny. My favorite one (one of the first ones) is where he kills his teammate and he calls him a "Team-killing-F word-tard".
"We've just gotten a new shipment in from command."
"What is it, sir?"
"It's called the M12 LRV, or as I like to call it, the Warthog."
"Sir, why is it called a warthog?"
"Yeah, sir, it looks a bit like a puma."
"Son, what in sam hill is a puma?"
"You mean, like the shoe company?"
"No, no, it's like a big cat."
"Son, I think you just made that up."
"No sir, it's a real animal, I swear!"
"Johnson, poison this man's next meal."
"Oh, I'd do it too."
"That's a good man, Johnson."
"Now then, if you are done making up mythical beasts, take a look at those toehooks up on front of it. Those look like tusks. Now, what animal has tusks?"
"A walrus sir."
"God damn it marine, didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?!"
"Yes sir..."
"Now then, if you don't like the Warthog, we could name it something else... How about the Bigfoot... Or the Unicorn."
"No sir..."
"Really, hey, Johnson, what's that mexican lizard thing that sucks on those goats?"
"You an El Chupacabra, sir?"
"Yeah, El Chupa... Thingy... Kind of has a nice ring to it."
Maybe I'll just buy the DVD of each series. That would require money, of course... =)