Let's hear your best programming jokes in Off Topic

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#20 Dec 26 2007, 10:35 am
Jtgibson wins
#21 Dec 26 2007, 12:29 pm
A static member function is walking down the street, when he's approached by a class. "Where's your instance, son?" the class acts the static member function. "I'm sorry, sir, but this is inaccessible!"
#22 Dec 26 2007, 4:40 pm (Edited on Jan 3 2008, 10:26 pm)
Jtgibson is just jealous that C# is more robust in those special places than he is.
#23 Jan 3 2008, 8:44 pm
Programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit. >.>
#24 Jan 6 2008, 6:51 am
Kunark wrote:
Jtgibson is just jealous that C# is more robust in those special places than he is.

Good joke Kunark! That's the pick of the punch. Actually considering C# be worth something. Priceless!
#25 Jan 6 2008, 6:52 am
Seung wrote:
Programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit. >.>

You ruined it. :\ It's supposed to be nybble. =p
#26 Jan 6 2008, 3:27 pm
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