I think we all agree that this crazy "paying for services" scheme is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of everything and is guaranteed to be the death of BYOND. And possibly the human race. But we can't forget that Dantom needs money to make BYOND run, and money is a magical substance that materializes from parents at allowance time and its workings are not clearly understood by anybody. Nonetheless I am starting this petition to SAVE THE GALAXY FROM BADNESS!!! Here goes:
We, the undersigned, demand that great heaping wads of money magically appears in Dantom's bank accounts (plus a lil extra in our wallets!!!). We furthermore request that a flying saucer crash-lands in Dantom's backyard, giving them super-powerful alien technology that will allow the next version of BYOND to be TELEPATHIC and generate a complete alternate reality just like in the Matrix where we all get wicked shades and trenchcoats.
Cmon people!!! With enough signatures we can MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!
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