How to tell if you're elite. in Off Topic

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Jul 7 2006, 7:40 pm
I just created a new guild, and I listed ways to tell if you're elite in the application process, as that's the only requirement.

I might as well list it here too.

Ways to tell if you are elite and better than everyone else:
1) You are American or at least pro-American.

USA: The S stands for Superior!

If you're elite, please join and help me make a statement to the anti-American -----s.
#1 Jul 7 2006, 7:58 pm
Although I am American, the way to warm anti-americans heart isn't through an "elite guild". Proof that we all aren't no good spolied westerners is a better way.
#2 Jul 7 2006, 8:04 pm
I do believe satire is a good choice to prove that we are not no good spoiled westerners.
#3 Jul 7 2006, 8:16 pm
How the fuck is a guy that I've never heard of telling me how to be elite?
#4 Jul 7 2006, 8:24 pm
United Superior America? United with what?
#5 Jul 7 2006, 8:25 pm
Its self, of course!
#6 Jul 7 2006, 8:49 pm (Edited on Jul 7 2006, 8:55 pm)
Keeth wrote:
How the fuck is a guy that I've never heard of telling me how to be elite?

By typing it with my keyboard.

Seriously though, why the heck can anyone we don't know say anything in their blogs? I could make the argument about anyone and anything.

Why the heck is some dude from across the ocean that I don't know trying to test-fire missiles that he thinks can reach me?

Still, even if you take the fact that you don't know me as if it means anything, a lot of other people do since I've been around a while and have been a major help on the forum for years. Because of that, they will willingly submit their sou... join the cause. Still, that has little to do with it anyway, as superior people are superior whether I say so or not, so why wouldn't they want to take a second to show that they are?

We are the planet's elite, and that's all there is to it. If you are too, the join button is not far off.

And why the heck is a guy I've never heard of asking me a question?
#7 Jul 7 2006, 8:57 pm
Okay, I re-read what you wrote and this is seriously moronic. Like I said, I am American, but, you obviously are against people feeling's on anti-american on BYOND correct? Well you have just strengthed there opinions.

Nice. -.-
#8 Jul 7 2006, 8:58 pm
By typing it with my keyboard. <<

Still doesn't mean you're the judge on who's elite or not.
I've still never heard of you, and you've not told me why you are elite.
Did you invent dice?
#9 Jul 7 2006, 9:05 pm
Wow, you two guys are taking this way too seriously.

And how could you not know Loduwijk?!?!?
Get the Dev. forums more often, geeze!
#10 Jul 7 2006, 9:09 pm
To Dark-V:

I have not strengthened their oppinions. I even said myself somewhere on my site here "If you take this guild seriously, then you are part of the problem."

Still, it's not moronic at all. If people can rant and rave and shout that America is stupid (There have been enough such posts recently that have said worse), then what I'm doing here, which isn't even serious, should not cause any waves unless people are hypocrites.

They can either lighten up or learn to live with their irrational feelings.

Keeth wrote:
I've still never heard of you, and you've not told me why you are elite.

Because I'm American.
#11 Jul 7 2006, 9:14 pm
Loduwijk did invent dice, I watched him. Shortly after that the first recorded use of the word elite was used to describe him, making him the ultimate judge of eliteness.
#12 Jul 7 2006, 9:17 pm
The people who I hear criticize americans the most are morons, and shoudn't be taken seriously at all. One of the only people who I support in some of the American views is Acebloke as he expresses dislike in the American Govenment, not it's people.

Like I said though, when I hear people say American slurs, it only proves there own idiocy, since most of them have no idea or understanding of politics, nor socioligy.

So let it slide, as having an elite guild and declaring american superiority is not cool.
#13 Jul 7 2006, 9:23 pm
Maybe it's not cool, but it is funny and fun. And you are bringing too much seriousness into it.

However, if you want to talk serious just a little bit, I'll give you 4 seconds of my time right now and sum up my thoughts in a few sentences.

I think that the US is great, but only relatively speaking. To say it has its faults is an understatement, though the same can be said of every nation. There are lots and lots of things I think should be changed about the country I live in, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately depending on how you look at it) this nation will always have both the best and the worst in it by its very nature.
#14 Jul 7 2006, 9:25 pm
So then, let me clarify somthing, before I decide to continue. :]

Was this meant to be a serious statement to anti-americans?
#15 Jul 7 2006, 9:35 pm
Dark-V wrote:
Was this meant to be a serious statement to anti-americans?

For the quarter-dozenth time, no way. I'm not like that. If I wanted to do something serious about it, I wouldn't be making a guild, and I wouldn't give it such an arrogant face on purpose. I would just make a polite blog post that wasn't offensive and laid out a few statements.

But it's not serious, so I say leave (or join) now, or forever hold your pieces of withered self esteem.
#16 Jul 7 2006, 10:14 pm
How about let's just come to a compromise here and just say that everybody here is at very least 50% retarded.

...


Including me.


(Actually not including me, I'm just saying that so that there will be no hard feelings. In reality, I am at most 49% retarded. Therefore, I am better than you all.)


:)

#17 Jul 8 2006, 12:01 am
Okay.
#18 Jul 21 2006, 3:12 pm
Damn those unpatriotic scum!!!
#19 Oct 15 2006, 5:20 pm
loduwijk i agree that your leet just for those five minutes of laughs. But i do think that all those annoying people who are like i hate america boo are all emos and should take a second and think why do you/they ,whatever tense i was using, dislike america we arent all tourists who go around driving on the wrong side of the road ignoring all the stop signs. so basicly my whole point is lets all band together and hate the french!!
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