Do you even lift, bro? Variations

A cop chased a suspect down. When he caught up to him, he asks, "Are you even swift, bro?"

Digging for gold on the west coast and this guy comes next to me and asks, "Do you even sift, bro?"

Talking to Santa Claus, asking him why he thinks he's a hot shot and he says, "Do you even gift, bro?"

In the passenger seat of this car making crazy turns on a dusty road, and the driver asks, "Do you even drift, bro?"

My friend's have trouble using uppercase letters so I ask him, "Do you even shift, bro?"

Shopping at the mall with my friend, and she asks, "Do you even thrift, bro?"

See my asian friend at the gym, and he asks, "Do you even rift, blo?"