Bloody Sex Toy Tragedy in Lexington Park.
http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewStory/ story_ID/12368
UPDATE March 11, 1:30 p.m.
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
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Well the moral of this story is not to use a saw to give that extra ump to a sex toy. I hear drills are okay though.
UPDATE March 11, 1:30 p.m.
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
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Well the moral of this story is not to use a saw to give that extra ump to a sex toy. I hear drills are okay though.
Posted by Maggeh on Saturday, March 14, 2009 08:57PM
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#13 KershiVelix:
What a tragedy.
Proves that if you do it in the doo, you get it in the helicopter.
Sunday, March 15, 2009 06:40PM
#12 TheMonkeyDidIt:
0.) Horn-ay-ness makes everyone (temporarily) stupid(er).
1.)
What.
a.
weird.
fetish.
2.)I'm with Techgamer on this one, tho.
Sunday, March 15, 2009 01:22PM
#11 IcewarriorX:
There was a woman who died once using a carrot as a sextoy, a piece of the carrot cut her insides up and she died.
Sunday, March 15, 2009 12:38PM
#10 MdNight:
Hahah really funny, someone needs to buy them a book of kamazutra to keep them occupied, and not try stupid shit like this.
Sunday, March 15, 2009 08:46AM
#9 Firekid:
Oh well now that's smart lets stick blades up some one's Virginia>_>..
Sunday, March 15, 2009 06:44AM
#8 Tiberath:
It's funny, you all say ouch. The first thing that came to my mind was: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have no sympathy for the stupid.
Sunday, March 15, 2009 03:25AM
#7 DarkView:
Nice use of keywords.
Sunday, March 15, 2009 02:41AM
#6 Riku 123q:
ouch. :|
Saturday, March 14, 2009 10:36PM
#5 Techgamer:
Why... didn't... he... remove... the... blade?
Saturday, March 14, 2009 09:42PM
#4 Rockerxchick17:
I agree...OW!!!!!!!!!
Ollyseeya wrote:
> wow.....that...ouch. x.x
Saturday, March 14, 2009 09:17PM
#3 Troy1121:
:( Now this isnt so happy... :/ Ouch.
Saturday, March 14, 2009 09:08PM
#2 Chris Gayle:
:/ ouch
Saturday, March 14, 2009 09:03PM
#1 Ollyseeya:
wow.....that...ouch. x.x
Saturday, March 14, 2009 09:03PM