I have come to the undeniable conclusion that this blog is boring. -- Wait! Please remain calm, ladies and gentlemen. As shocking as this news may be, do not fear that all hope is lost.
There is still hope, indeed. If one rogue webdesigner may have the misfortune of traversing this perverse excuse for a blog, I may be able to salvage it yet!
Contact me, dear passerby-webdesigner! Help me make my blog [moderately] attractive! Hyah!
And so concludes another chapter of Malvernian Chronicles. Amen.