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This has some good points especially for this community.


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Except the gift thing, you do not and should not spent stupid amounts of money on a girl your barely dating. Girls find it really immature when guys spend a paycheck on a gift for them early on in a relationship. Guys who are confident and do romantic gestures as opposed to just spending stupid amounts of cash are way more win than assholes who just buy loads of useless crap for girls in an attempt to buy their love.
I found the "asshole" treatment works after you hooked them. And it's certainly cheaper than a gross ton of....Pogs of all things(do they make those anymore?)
I thought you hated 4chan and all of its creations?
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool I enjoyed reading this =)
lmao, some funny shit, GET A FUCKING JOB, roflmao
my personal favorite part is

-GO WHERE THE GIRLS ARE
-"Does this mean I have to go out clubbing?"
-DO YOU WANT A HOLLABACK GIRL?
-"Fuck no."
-THEN NO, DON'T GO CLUBBING.

EDIT: That, and the part where after you get a girl, all of the problems show up. I've personally been a victim of all but the Herpes, cancer, and finding out they're a furry.
That was hilarious and so true
Maggeh wrote:
I thought you hated 4chan and all of its creations?

Nono, I hate the lurkers who spew quotes but have no original sense of humor. Like this annoying girl who keeps saying nomnomnom. Makes me want to punch her in the nose.
Masterdan wrote:
Nono, I hate the lurkers who spew quotes but have no original sense of humor. Like this annoying girl who keeps saying nomnomnom. Makes me want to punch her in the nose.

You know you want her to nomnom your nom ;D
thats great