It must've been something embarrassing, like you had to go bowling with him and there were some hot girls there too but you couldn't get their numbers because he was cock blocking the entire time.
My Dad walked out on the family when I was a fetus. Word on the street was that he was the ring leader of the largest drug organization in the United States. Then, one cold night, the cops raided his hideout and he was left with no other choice but to flee the country and spend the rest of his life on a secluded island. He took his wealth with him and he is waiting for me, his only son, to pass his money down to. I still search diligently for that island... too bad... I...
excuse me its just that i get emotional when i talk about my dad...