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Proven : Windows is more secure then Linux!
Mar 27 2004, 6:25 am
A good read, quite shocking I must say...
Mar 27 2004, 7:47 am
(Took me a moment after reading it to realize what it was.) Those stickers freaken' rock! Go Windows!
Mar 27 2004, 7:55 am
I prefer the replies:
Windows is the most secure
COMPLETELY OUT of anyone's box.
(not to be confused with that cardboard thingy it comes in)
Out of the box, Windows has proven to have less holes than that of Linux... but which are more deadly? Windows, of course. Ask yourself this: Would you rather have 5 small holes or one HUGE hole that people can fit through in your house?
Also, it seems that Microsoft want to fix their patches about 6 months-1 year later -- making the situation worse for every and all Windows users. Linux fixes them almost instantly. :)
Anyway, nice find Maz.
Mar 27 2004, 8:03 am
In response to
I try, I try. :)
Mar 27 2004, 8:31 am
Heh. The self-congratulatory tone of the parody puts me in mind of penguin porn. It's a cult document produced just to say "Ha! Here's why we're right!"
Apr 3 2004, 8:28 pm
Cute. I really liked the part about the certificate -- if the certificate says the certificate is genuine, then your software is genuine. =)
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