Proven : Windows is more secure then Linux! in Off Topic

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Mar 27 2004, 6:25 am
http://trends.newsforge.com/trends/04/03/16/ 1915249.shtml?tid=149

A good read, quite shocking I must say...
#1 Mar 27 2004, 7:47 am
(Took me a moment after reading it to realize what it was.) Those stickers freaken' rock! Go Windows!
#2 Mar 27 2004, 7:55 am
I prefer the replies:

Windows is the most secure

COMPLETELY OUT of anyone's box.

(not to be confused with that cardboard thingy it comes in)

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Out of the box, Windows has proven to have less holes than that of Linux... but which are more deadly? Windows, of course. Ask yourself this: Would you rather have 5 small holes or one HUGE hole that people can fit through in your house?

Also, it seems that Microsoft want to fix their patches about 6 months-1 year later -- making the situation worse for every and all Windows users. Linux fixes them almost instantly. :)
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Anyway, nice find Maz.
#3 Mar 27 2004, 8:03 am
In response to Airjoe (#2)
I try, I try. :)
#4 Mar 27 2004, 8:31 am
Heh. The self-congratulatory tone of the parody puts me in mind of penguin porn. It's a cult document produced just to say "Ha! Here's why we're right!"

Lummox JR
#5 Apr 3 2004, 8:28 pm
Cute. I really liked the part about the certificate -- if the certificate says the certificate is genuine, then your software is genuine. =)