Well, for my sixth anniversary for me here on BYOND, I've decided to wait sixteen days and make my first post.

For what this post is to regard, I've hired myself to pretend the hired me (that is, the part that, naturally, is writing this disheveled post) that I'm Larry David-- very high budget, believe you me-- and supposed to crack an intentional self-abashing bald joke. Acknowledging the act of planning to make a bald joke as an actual bald joke, Larry has now left us all a little empty inside. Doesn't get any more anti-climatic than this, I'm afraid.

see you gais