Pirates attack...!
Posted by Pmac on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 10:48AM
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#6 Lummox JR:
I still like my honey trap plan. Honey traps are effective ways of catching dirtbags like this.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:29AM
#5 Cavern:
I think it's time to call the ninjas to solve this little dispute.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 03:40PM
#4 Jtgibson:
A lot of people are surprised to discover that pirates still exist. Truth is, of course, that all forms of crime exist. If I were omnipresent, I could point out specific examples of insurgent, treasonous, citizen-traitors in Canada or the United States, even though treason is a crime that's often punishable by summary execution. If it's codified in law, chances are that there's always at least one person who is either doing it right now or who will do it within the immediate future.
I would say that the number of true pirates (as opposed to privateers) hasn't actually dwindled, though of course the total amount of population on Earth has increased dramatically.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 02:13PM
#3 BigBoiD:
October 2005.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 01:52PM
#2 Airjoe:
Lummox JR wrote:
> The US has some history dealing with pirates. The Marine anthem includes the line "to the shores of Tripoli" because very very early in the nation's history, pirates based out of Libya on the Barbary coast were threatening US shipping interests. We sent out the Marines and completely obliterated the threat.
That's because the US Marines are actually Ninjas, and we all know how Ninjas completely own pirates.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:59PM
#1 Lummox JR:
The best way to deal with these thugs is to run some ships with undercover Navy Seals as crew. Then trace the pirates back to where they operate from on land, and slaughter everyone they freaking know.
The US has some history dealing with pirates. The Marine anthem includes the line "to the shores of Tripoli" because very very early in the nation's history, pirates based out of Libya on the Barbary coast were threatening US shipping interests. We sent out the Marines and completely obliterated the threat.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 11:16AM