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        <title>Propaganda Machine</title>
        <link>http://www.byond.com/members/Propaganda</link>
        <description>&quot;A complete disaster for the BYOND community.&quot;</description>
        <lastBuildDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:18:50 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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            <title>Technical Difficulties</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=45082</link>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:54:18 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>EXGuo (Eric) will not be on BYOND for some time due to issues with his computer.&lt;br/&gt;
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Therefore, Propaganda will be completely under my control till Eric returns and claims his spot as Co-Creator.&lt;br/&gt;
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Hopefully Eric will find a remedy for his computer.&lt;br/&gt;
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            <title>lulz++</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44994</link>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:21:04 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>Brian is a screen name I stole from someone I hate, I used it to my full advantage to create a large amount of lulz.&lt;br/&gt;
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Round One, Another victim of Last Measure&lt;br/&gt;
    &lt;br/&gt;
(4:29:06 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: do you have a myspace&lt;br/&gt;
(4:29:20 PM) Brianxx: yeah&lt;br/&gt;
(4:29:25 PM) Brianxx: well sorta&lt;br/&gt;
(4:29:42 PM) Brianxx: &lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.on.nimp.org&quot;&gt;http://myspace.on.nimp.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
(4:35:58 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: yeah your really physcotic&lt;br/&gt;
(4:36:20 PM) Brianxx: what do you mean?&lt;br/&gt;
(4:36:30 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: that thing you sent me . was not a link&lt;br/&gt;
(4:36:33 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: it was disgusting&lt;br/&gt;
(4:36:40 PM) Brianxx: huh?&lt;br/&gt;
(4:36:55 PM) Brianxx: what was it exactly&lt;br/&gt;
(4:37:17 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: i dont have it anyomer but it was like really sick&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Round Two, A formal apology&lt;br/&gt;
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(7:04:49 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: so r u done being a prick?&lt;br/&gt;
(7:05:05 PM) Brian: no&lt;br/&gt;
(7:05:12 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: whya re you being this way?&lt;br/&gt;
(7:05:33 PM) Brian: You're lucky that i am acting like this&lt;br/&gt;
(7:05:46 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: why? i reahter you be the way you were bvack then.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:05:48 PM) Brian: Because I was going to kill you&lt;br/&gt;
(7:05:54 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: y?!&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:01 PM) Brian: You know why&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:08 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: for cheating on you!?!!&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:17 PM) Brian: Don't talk to me until you write a formal apology&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:23 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: like how.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:29 PM) Brian: Like a letter&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:37 PM) Brian: Ever learn how to write one?&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:43 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: i already apologized for cheating on you and acting like a total bitch.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:06:54 PM) Brian: I want proof you are sorry&lt;br/&gt;
(7:07:12 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: how im in fuckin maine. right now. ill write you a letter on myspace if i have your fucking link&lt;br/&gt;
(7:07:37 PM) Brian: My myspace was hacked, I didn't make another one.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:07:52 PM) Brian: You can email it to me if you want&lt;br/&gt;
(7:08:07 PM) Brian: darkwizrd@gmail.com&lt;br/&gt;
(7:08:13 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: fine.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Round Three, The Email&lt;br/&gt;
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(7:17:35 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: i sent you an email&lt;br/&gt;
(7:23:50 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: did you read it?&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
ou obvisally are not going to believe me. no matter how many times i say im sorry&lt;br/&gt;
You went to jail. There was no way i could say goodbye. you left with no explanation.&lt;br/&gt;
I loved you. I still friggen do.&lt;br/&gt;
You had my number and you never called me.&lt;br/&gt;
but i never ever cheated on you while we dated.&lt;br/&gt;
i was truthful to you 110%.&lt;br/&gt;
but im going to apologize only because i want you back in my life.&lt;br/&gt;
i dont want you to call me names anymore. they are really hurting me.&lt;br/&gt;
i am completely and honestly sorry for everything. i wish you could forgive me.&lt;br/&gt;
can you please?&lt;br/&gt;
i wanna talk like old times.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Round Three And A Half, Not Good Enough&lt;br/&gt;
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7:24:34 PM) Brian: not good enough&lt;br/&gt;
(7:24:46 PM) Brian: add another paragraph&lt;br/&gt;
(7:24:52 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: your killing me here.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:31:08 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: kk&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
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Round 4, The Second Email&lt;br/&gt;
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You obvisally are not going to believe me. no matter how many times i say im sorry&lt;br/&gt;
You went to jail. There was no way i could say goodbye. you left with no explanation.&lt;br/&gt;
I loved you. I still friggen do.&lt;br/&gt;
You had my number and you never called me.&lt;br/&gt;
but i never ever cheated on you while we dated.&lt;br/&gt;
i was truthful to you 110%.&lt;br/&gt;
but im going to apologize only because i want you back in my life.&lt;br/&gt;
i dont want you to call me names anymore. they are really hurting me.&lt;br/&gt;
i am completely and honestly sorry for everything. i wish you could forgive me.&lt;br/&gt;
can you please?&lt;br/&gt;
i wanna talk like old times.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Round 5, Cry Bitch Cry&lt;br/&gt;
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(7:31:47 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: i sen tit aqgin&lt;br/&gt;
(7:34:48 PM) Brian: damnit&lt;br/&gt;
(7:34:59 PM) Brian: put some effort into it or don't send it at all&lt;br/&gt;
(7:35:11 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: i did.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:35:17 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: im cryign right now god damn it&lt;br/&gt;
(7:35:21 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: why cant you except it&lt;br/&gt;
(7:35:37 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: you dont bleive me then fuckin call me ill give you my numba&lt;br/&gt;
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Round 6, Fatality&lt;br/&gt;
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(7:36:32 PM) Brian: This isn't brian you stupid bitch, I did this for the lulz.&lt;br/&gt;
(7:36:43 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: then who the fuck is this?&lt;br/&gt;
(7:37:09 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: serioyusly&lt;br/&gt;
(7:37:24 PM) Brian: You can call me Rob&lt;br/&gt;
(7:37:55 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: who the fuck r u though. why are you on his screen name?&lt;br/&gt;
(7:38:55 PM) Brian: guessed his pass&lt;br/&gt;
(7:39:09 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: thats fucked up. but whatever is he still in jai;&lt;br/&gt;
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(7:48:02 PM) Brian: No clue, I never knew&lt;br/&gt;
(7:48:10 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: oh&lt;br/&gt;
(7:48:13 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: well is he still alive&lt;br/&gt;
(7:48:24 PM) Brian: I don't think so&lt;br/&gt;
(7:48:27 PM) YUP iTS NiKKi XO: oh&lt;br/&gt;
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Another Victim of Dark Wizard :'(</description>
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            <title>BYOND Villains:  Oopo</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44869</link>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:57:07 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/BYONDRPG?command=view_post&amp;post=37046&quot;&gt;&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D07/IcewarriorX%2D0001/trumpet.png&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;font size=&quot;+2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Oopo&quot;&gt;Oopo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;sub&gt;a.k.a. That fat kid from two and a half men&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2xN6FAZJF4&quot;&gt;BACK IN THE DAY&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, someone made several lulzy &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rq9vbhU4T8U&quot;&gt;youtube advertisements&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2xN6FAZJF4&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;reviews&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/BYONDAnime&quot;&gt;BYOND&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; to &quot;get the word out.&quot;  Who was it?&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;This &lt;strike&gt;Man&lt;/strike&gt; Douche&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;img width=170 height=227 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D07/IcewarriorX%2D0001/sean.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Oopo&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oopo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; has a way with words unlike any other &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/rugg&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;anime fan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/cybork&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;villain-status&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  While he doesn't possess &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/BYONDAnime/forum?id=18446&amp;view=1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;imaginary hacking skillz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/yash69&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yash&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, he makes up for it with the ability to video-review while supposedly &quot;high.&quot;  There are many villainous reviewers out there, such as &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Rugg&quot;&gt;Rugg&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; who will re-review your review.  Or &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Killer22&quot;&gt;Killer22&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; who will disagree with you on every point.  What puts Oopo ahead of these fine fellows?  It's simple really...&lt;br/&gt;
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Oopo's super &quot;vlogs&quot; have hoarded almost a thousand &lt;strike&gt;views&lt;/strike&gt; misclicks, making him the most famous (and maybe only) BYOND Vlogger out there.  Now let's look at some of his awesome material if you haven't already.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rq9vbhU4T8U&amp;feature=related&quot;&gt;Oopo's 2minute BYOND Review&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; -not too lulzy&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2xN6FAZJF4&quot;&gt;2nd BYOND Review&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  -8 minutes of awesome.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=bD99X-01Ocs&quot;&gt;Boxing Game Review&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; -Him and his friend arguing over who gets balls or something.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=5qpAuDn8sAU&quot;&gt;Parent Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  -The only video featuring his parents in it.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Random Youtube Comments&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&quot;YOUR GAY BITCH&quot; -TaintedSoul707&lt;br/&gt;
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&quot;im sean you sound like i did at 12&quot; -oneofakind81&lt;br/&gt;
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&quot;nice fucking advice&quot; -Vessey90&lt;br/&gt;
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&quot;your not amking it any more popular...your an idiot&quot; -ChubbyPenguin1&lt;br/&gt;
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&quot;Basically ur a fucking retard and u dont deserve to live&quot; -ChubbyPenguin1 again.&lt;br/&gt;
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            <title>Early Results:  Who is King of the Caption?</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44664</link>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:14:10 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/captionhasbeenwon.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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I've killed people...smuggled people...&lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; 404'd People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;sub&gt;All for these results...&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Lets take a moment to discuss the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/masterdan&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;casualties&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; this contest has produced.  When this contest was pre-announced, it was clear that we angered &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/tiberath&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;the beast&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  Tiberath took down BYOND People for who knows how long.  Also, when you guys see the entries, you will notice that most of them have &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/masterdan&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;something in common&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  I don't know what possessed you to use him of all people, heaven knows we've always supported Dan and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/games/Cybork/NarutoLS&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;his naruto game&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; in their continued growth and development in the BYOND Community.  It shames me when the majority are Dan-oriented when there are plenty of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Latoma&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;decent targets&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; out there.  Anyway...&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The King of the Caption is...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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DisturbedPuppy&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;img width=283 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/DisturbedPuppy.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/disturbedpuppy2.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;2nd place will go to: &lt;br/&gt;
Cronick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/cronickentry2.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/cronickentry3.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Honorable mentions&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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These people didn't suck:&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;sub&gt;(In the order that they &quot;almost won&quot; in)&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;b&gt;GhostAnime&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/ghostanime.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/ghostanime2.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Popisfizzy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=407 height=159 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/popisfizzy.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Xooxer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/xooxer.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Quaddw&lt;/b&gt; (He would've been DQ'd anyway)&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/quaddw.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Redbutton&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/redbutton.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;AnnoyanceFactor&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=473 height=459 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/annoyancefactor.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Hardik&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=600 height=400 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/hardik.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=600 height=265 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/hardik2.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The REST (These people are less-cool than those above.)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;sub&gt;In no particular order&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Jeff8500&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/jeff8500.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Demon27933&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=470 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/demon27933.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Mikau&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=136 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/mikauentry.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;W1ldr3x&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img width=424 height=135 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0003/w1ldr3x.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Korsarz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;sub&gt;Thanks for all your entries, winners e-mail me or post on here.  DisturbedPuppy can choose a membership/membership renewal OR a lifetime of trolling fallacy by becoming the new owner of the stray games key.  Cronick will get the leftovers&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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            <title>Fairly Important Announcement</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44626</link>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:49:51 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>For about 2 months, I was stripped of music out of home. My beloved, iPood, was obliberated by my dearest friend. Now, of course she didn't mean to break it. But I think she put a curse upon it.&lt;br/&gt;
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Earlier today I was determined to finally find a remedy for my iPood. I left it in the charger throughout the entire day, hoping that it would be blessed by Jesus.&lt;br/&gt;
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My prayers were made real by God himself. My iPood, Bunchie, finally works.&lt;br/&gt;
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Praise Jesus.&lt;br/&gt;
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            <title>We're Expanding</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44580</link>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:06:17 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>&lt;font size = 1&gt;...once again.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Just a quick announcement that the team &lt;a href = http://www.byond.com/members/emqproductions&gt;EMQ Productions&lt;/a&gt; has joined our ranks. Previously, &lt;a href=http://www.byond.com/members/maggeh&gt;Maggeh(M)&lt;/a&gt; was part of both teams, but now both &lt;a href=http://www.byond.com/members/quaddw&gt;Quaddw(Q)&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=http://www.byond.com/members/lichking&gt;Echihl(E)&lt;/a&gt; have joined.&lt;br/&gt;
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Although &lt;s&gt;Echihl&lt;/s&gt; Lich still denies this fact.&lt;br/&gt;
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Try out their game &lt;a href=http://www.byond.com/games/EMQProductions/DragonballZOnslaught&gt;Dragonball Z Onslaught&lt;/a&gt;. Better than most shit on BYOND.</description>
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            <title>BYOND Villains:  HenryFatty</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44568</link>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/greenmile.PNG&quot; alt=&quot;It's the green mile, get it?&quot;&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+2&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/henryfatty&quot;&gt;HenryFatty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;sub&gt;a.k.a. DJ Freaky Bunz&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
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Every so often, someone will try to start an argument over some &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/BYONDAnime/forum?id=17639&amp;display=1&amp;unread=17639,1
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7642,17644,17640,17645&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;pointless shit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; only to eventually &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/lugia134&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;fail miserably&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  Usually these arguments end in private, but I came across a rather distinctive troll the other day on my blog.  So who was it?&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;This &lt;strike&gt;Man&lt;/strike&gt; Boy&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
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&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/henryfatty.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;If u want some of me dont bring bullcrap to me take me on fags&quot;&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;&quot;If u want some of me dont bring bullcrap to me take me on fags&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;BR&gt;
                   -HenryFatty&lt;/b&gt;
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Now, by now I hope you've clicked his name and visited his blog to find a few familiar names there.  The man has &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/masterdan&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;internet muscles&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; rivaling those of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Propaganda?command=view_post&amp;post=40577&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cybork&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  Supposedly this man can beat all our asses, especially &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;mine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  After a whole &lt;b&gt;20 seconds&lt;/b&gt; of surfing, I was able to find &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/mattymatt530&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;a lulz goldmine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  I'm starting to doubt this man's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/hulk&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;super-strength&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  I'm starting to think his fighting skillz are equal to some of BYOND's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/masterdan&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;other strongmen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, despite him having the advantage of being &lt;strike&gt;black or something&lt;/strike&gt; Mexican.  You can usually find HenryFatty strutting around in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/games/AirforceAbdicrib/NSOT&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;super rips&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, or talking about how his rip will be &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/goditz&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;original&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.
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Now, I don't know why I'm not at the TOP of his list.  But I have a feeling I will be once he sees this.  Browsing around what little you can see of his &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/mattymatt530&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Myspace page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; will yield some interesting results, such as:&lt;BR&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Mood: Touched&lt;/b&gt;&lt;sub&gt;A bit much for a raging narutard eh?&lt;/sub&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Friend Zone&lt;/b&gt; &lt;sub&gt; My guess is he bought her  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Yammen?command=view_post&amp;post=43993&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;a manga book...a ring...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;
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Let's hear what an expert troll-smasher has to say on the subject:&lt;BR&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;&quot;I get the feeling that he probably has a lisp too, because it would fit so perfectly.&quot;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/i&gt;            -Popisfizzy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/B&gt; &lt;/B&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/B&gt;</description>
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            <title>That's Just How We Troll.</title>
            <link>http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_post&amp;post=44042</link>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:18:13 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/cydork.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    Hello &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/annoyancefactor&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;trolls&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!  I know you're there, reading my &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0002/forumpost.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;news&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; even if you don't/can't post.  We get a lot of hits...hell, we almost get enough to earn &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Gakumerasara?command=view_post&amp;post=43747&quot;&gt;23 cents&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Yammen&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  are always doing borderline stupid stuff in our little community.  I've noticed this and began making little banners or &quot;captions&quot; at the beginning of each post.  These will be the focal point of our new &lt;b&gt;Propaganda contest&lt;/b&gt;.  Whether you've spotted a post that's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/?command=view_comments&amp;post=43979&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;utterly retarded&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;...Or you've witnessed someone &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/AirforeHosting?command=view_post&amp;post=42914&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;upgrade to 6.0&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and found it funny, this will be the contest for you.&lt;br/&gt;
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And now for the &lt;b&gt;Contest&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;font size=&quot;+2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;King of the Caption&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The Challenge:&lt;/b&gt;  Create a &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/cydork.PNG&quot;&gt;Caption Banner&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; featuring a picture that is relevant to a BYOND-related quote in the banner.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Please use this as a guideline...But you can stretch it as much as you want if the picture you want to use is big, as long as the end result is a low file size.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;img src= &quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/kingofthecaption.PNG&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The Deadline:&lt;/b&gt; June 27th will be the final deadline.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The Prizes:&lt;/b&gt; There are 2 prizes to choose from, 1st place gets the first pick and 2nd place gets the leftover.  The prizes are &lt;b&gt;A membership or membership renewal&lt;/b&gt; OR &lt;b&gt;The key &quot;Stray Games&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Information &amp; Submission:&lt;/b&gt;  Send all of your work to sonofacracker@aol.com with the title &quot;King of the Caption&quot; in the e-mail include your keyname and your caption(s).  You may submit more than one caption, but no more than 5.  The caption winners will be announced on June 30.  The funniest two will be our winners.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Rules? What?&lt;/b&gt;  There's only one &lt;b&gt;real&lt;/b&gt; rule, and that's if you use a quote from someone, include who the quote is from in the e-mail.&lt;br/&gt;
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Also, &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Tiberath&quot;&gt;Tiberath&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, local frenemy and fluent speaker of elf, has discouraged us from using &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; for making our captions.  While I know our loyal members can find pictures on places other than &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, I fully support Tiberath and his suggestion for us to not use &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  Remember, you don't have to go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to find pictures of &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  There's plenty of pictures of people to be found elsewhere.  Also, you don't necessarily have to use a picture of a person in your caption.  For example a picture of a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/winchester&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;raggedy beaten-up computer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; next to a quote talking about how you're offering &lt;b&gt;free hosting&lt;/b&gt;.   Remember, you still can use &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, but I would discourage you from using &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikau.tibbius.com/byondpeople/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;BYOND People&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;
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But in all seriousness...For the sake of lulz, I thought I'd post this quote for people who neglect the comment section.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&quot;In reality, the funniest ones probably won't utilize a picture from BYOND people. They'll probably use a picture from some movie and find a masterdan quote or something that goes with it perfectly that makes it sound super-humorous.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Here's an &lt;b&gt;example&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;img width=424 height=138 src=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/IcewarriorX/files/2008%2D06/IcewarriorX%2D0002/frodocap.png&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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            <title>On Smurfs</title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:17:33 GMT</pubDate>
            
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            <description>A few days ago, a few of us Propaganda members were on &lt;a href = http://www.byond.com/games/EMQProductions/DragonballZOnslaught&gt;Onslaught&lt;/a&gt; and got on the topic of the sexuality of Smurfs. A widely, and disturbingly, popular topic, here are our thoughts on the subject:&lt;br/&gt;
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(extraneous dialogue removed for reading pleasure)&lt;br/&gt;
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{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: i once had a friend of mine who had so much trouble with girls he turned gay.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: then he decided guys are dicks and now he's &quot;asexual&quot;&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: So he's a Smurf basically.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: pretty much.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: why did they have that girl smurf?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: That's awesome.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: do you think she gets gangbanged every night?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Smurfette was created by Gargomel to spy on the Smurfs.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: But then she turned good.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: So she wasn't a true Smurf~&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: oh yeah.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: do you think smurfs have reproductive organs?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: i mean since they're asexual, they wouldn't need them.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Vanity was gay anyway&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: With that flower in his ear.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: but then why would smurfette be different from all the other smurfs?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: seriously.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: That's a good question.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: if all smurfs are built the same down there, then wouldn't gargomel have ended up with a regular looking smurf?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: That I don't know~&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Well the question of how he made a Smurf in the first place has to be considered.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Especially since if he wanted to eat them couldn't he have just made a Smurf garden.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Instead of trying to capture them all the time.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: true.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Lawl&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: smurfs~&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: could he have modeled smurfette off of a human female?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: That's what I was thinking.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Brb I need food~&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: why did he think that it would be a good idea in the first place?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: i never noticed that there was only one female in Smurfs&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: i mean smurfs wouldn't be sexually aroused by a &quot;female&quot; smurf.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: being asexual and whatnot.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: would that mean that smurfs actually do get aroused?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: then wouldn't the only female of the bunch be subject to, i don't know, rape?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: she isn't really a &quot;smurf&quot; is she?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: i don't see why at least some of the smurfs wouldn't want to do it to her.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: I'd tap that&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: which led me to my first question in the first place.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: do you think smurfette gets gangbanged, like all the time?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Offscreen&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: she'd grow to like it i'm sure.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Well it all stems back to how the conversation started, when you said your friend was asexual and I said he was like a Smurf.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: I don't think those tight little white pants had enough room to accomodate a penis.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: there's 3 female smurfs :O&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Oh yeah there's those bastard children.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_the_Smurfs&quot;&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_the_Smurfs&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: what?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: I forgot about them.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: 3?!&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Yeah they're like those kid Smurfs.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Smurfette is one of three female Smurfs in the village - but she was the first.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: She is the love interest of almost every Smurf, excluding Papa Smurf. &lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: love interest?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: wait, WHAT?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Papa Smurf would of tapped her too&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Oh yeah there was that dorky Smurf.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: With the glasses.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: He liked her.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Sassette was created by the Smurflings to serve as a sister for themselves and Smurfette. Sassette is a little freckled redhead girl with pigtails, and pink overalls.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: if smurfs are asexual, how can they have feelings of love?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: does that mean that smurfs sometimes love other &quot;male&quot; smurfs?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: This is quite the conundrum we have here.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: if they don't have genitalia, would they be able to love?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: I say we watch the Papa Smurf video again&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: It depends.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: That movie tells all~&lt;br/&gt;
{GW}{MIB}{Kai}Maggeh: maybe they reproduce through Brain sex like the Blue Aliens in Mass Effect&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: If love is based on chemicals as opposed to actual feeling, I don't see how they could feel love without genitals.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Asslicking~&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: They go ass to mouth&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: What are we discussing?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Smurfs.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: i'm pretty sure smurfs have genitalia then.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: How smurfs love&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: They don't.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: how do you figure?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: We've been having a pretty intelligent conversation, you can't just rush in here being a naysayer.&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: Don't they asexually reproduce?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Yeah&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: That's what we thought.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: But we found evidence.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: But there's apparently male and female smurfs&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: rly&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: And Dorky Smurf loves Smurfette&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: That they were all in love with Smurfette.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Except Papa Smurf&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: Well&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Lol I think his name is Brainy.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: I forget though.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: I think it was&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: That could be just being driven by lust, not sexual intenet.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: There was a character called that on the list&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: If they reproduce asexually they shouldn't have lust.&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: Hm...&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: but love is a chemical reaction based on hormones produced in and/or as a result of genitalia&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: if you want to be scientific.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: but if you want to consider brainy's love as more &quot;platonic&quot;&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: This is almost as complicated as the Tootsie Pop licking~&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: then wouldn't male smurfs love each other frequently then?&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: How many licks does it take?&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: And have anal sex~&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: Yes&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: The world may never knows.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: but then, here's the kicker, wouldn't that imply that homosexuality is a choice?&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: without smurfette, the smurfs loved amongst each other. once she came around, they transferred their love onto her.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: they actively chose to become heterosexual.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Plus Vanity was gay.&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: So they were fags and then became not fags to put it bluntly.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: No Vanity was still gay Jin~&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: True.&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: just everyone else decided to be &quot;less of a fag&quot;&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: I wanna go watcth the Smurfs now &gt;_&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Lol I haven't seen it in a while.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: The last time I saw it was at my ex's house.&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Alien}Phlegmburger: I haven't seen it since the 4th grade&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: At like three in the morning.&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: They used to show on UPN 9.&lt;br/&gt;
{GW}{MIB}{Kai}Maggeh: So if Homosexuality was a choice, and they rather be heterosexual... wouldn't that make them not gay then?&lt;br/&gt;
{Saiyan}Jin: Pretty much what I said &gt;_&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
{GW}{MIB}{Kai}Maggeh: or at the very least Bi leaning towards straight&lt;br/&gt;
{GM}{MIB}{Majin}Boppler: Except Vanity. He was straight up homo&lt;br/&gt;
{MIB}{Saiyan}Eric: well one could take it that way.&lt;br/&gt;
{GW}{MIB}{Kai}Maggeh: So they were created as heterosexual&lt;br/&gt;
{GW}{MIB}{Kai}Maggeh: but forced to be gay&lt;br/&gt;
{GW}{MIB}{Kai}Maggeh: what a cruel life&lt;br/&gt;
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So here's our question to you, oh loyal Propaganda reader: what are your thoughts on Smurf sexuality and/or genitalia? Do &lt;b&gt;YOU&lt;/b&gt; think Smurfette gets gangbanged every night?</description>
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Every 1-3 weeks I attempt to generate enough &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/LummoxJR&quot;&gt;troll energy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; to declare war on the &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/masterdan&quot;&gt;Masterdan Fansite&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.  However, the result is always a post similar to this, detailing what has happened in the &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/BYONDAnime&quot;&gt;BYOND Community&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; throughout the past week-ish.  So let's see what I've found...&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/KINGVAIDROX?command=view_post&amp;post=43528&quot;&gt;Where in the world is &lt;strike&gt;Carmen Sandiego&lt;/strike&gt; MANIPULATOR?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Last Thursday&lt;/b&gt; (no, srsly) &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/kingvaidrox&quot;&gt;Some Fag&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; offered a &lt;strike&gt;nerd bounty&lt;/strike&gt; $100 dollar reward to find his long lost &lt;strike&gt;ripping partner&lt;/strike&gt; lead developer.  Now, 10 bucks says this guy won't pay, and 10 bucks says he doesn't have 10 bucks.  Nadrew was unable to give him the e-mail due to BYOND's privacy policy.  Tough luck Nadrew, looks like you're &lt;b&gt;still&lt;/b&gt; eating pork and beans in a can for lunch.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Well..I do plenty fine with Jesus, plus I get very high grades in Sunday school...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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What does that mean?  It means our buddy &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/masterdan&quot;&gt;Masterdan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; has been very inactive lately.  We are unsure as to why, but I assume he finally found &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/flick&quot;&gt;Jesus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.  &lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/mrchex&quot;&gt;Chex Mix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Recently, &lt;b&gt;&lt;strike&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/mrchex&quot;&gt;Mr.Chex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Matthew Diorio&lt;/b&gt; has released some information that would lead to finding his &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?extra_listing=mixed&amp;form_mode=opt_b&amp;post_back=1&amp;firstname_&lt;br/&gt;
begins_with=1&amp;firstname=&amp;name=Diorio&amp;street=&amp;city_zip=Casselberry&amp;state_id=FL&amp;localtime=survey&quot;&gt;Address&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. &lt;br/&gt;
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 However, his phone number is unlisted, so &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.trojan.com&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;I wonder what you could do with that?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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But anyways, that's enough about everything else.  Let's focus on &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/MrChex?command=view_guild_members&quot;&gt;The Chex Dynasty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.  The &quot;Chex Dynasty&quot; as I call it, is made up of a 5-man list of some of the biggest &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Latoma&quot;&gt;lolcows&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; on BYOND.  Let's examine this list further:&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;strike&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/mrchex&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mr. Chex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strike&gt; Matthew Diorio - Known for posting super retarded things, and is an avid rip promoter/supporter/producer&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/grimmjim&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Grimmjim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; - Possibly the smartest in the bunch, possesses super leadership skills as he bosses them all around with an impressive IQ of &lt;b&gt;38&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/Kauhner1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kauhner1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - His members page speaks for itself, every post enjoys 5 seconds of fame on the frontpage before it is flamed and hidden due to the fact that it supports a rip, and has at least 2 broken links and a crappy slogan in it.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/itachiuchiha2298&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Itachi_Uchiha_2298&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - This...Guy...ROCKS.  He has managed to make posts so stupid they are actually awesome.  Some twilight zone narutard shit that I can barely comprehend.&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.byond.com/members/shorty241&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shorty241&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - Refer to top 3.</description>
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