Katrina+East Coast=Gas shortage! in Off Topic
Depends on the 'nuke' though, and some people confuse atomic weapons with nuclear weapons, which are much more powerful than atomic ones.
The US did not invent Nukes, the sun did. (Strictly speaking) and we'd never cut through the red tape to nuke civillins anyway. It'll never happen. In a manner of speaking, Bureacucy says we can't nuke anyone.
"Boy, that chinaman is sure happy, he's probably goin' to attack us!"
"Evil chinese hate you!"
That makes baby Jebus cry.
"Well, if it's that sort of party I'm sticking my nukes in the mess too!"
"We cannot allow evil people from doing the evil things they do!"
Commies Cower Under Christian Values (news at 11)
The smart ones.
"Hey, sweet! Hot chicks in grass skirts."
"Lord save us!" (he's doomed too)