It's been dead. I'm using an old BYOND version, thereforth an old version. I'm not keeping your old save files. I'm not keeping the map. Random killing WILL get you banned. Random vandalism will get you banned. Several repeat offenders of yester-host are most likely still banned as well.

I'm hosting as of this message and will for about 4 more hours. If you can keep popularity up I'll definitely consider becoming a regular host again.

Keep surviving,
Slioman

I'm, I'm just a simple man
I have to do the simple things that a simple man can
You are holding out your hand
You want to know the simple things in my simple plan
And I know there's so much to share
So what else can I do?

Yes, I'm a simple man (I'm a simple man)
Come now and take my hand (come and take my hand)
Now and forever, never to be lonely

Yes, I'm a simple man (I'm a simple man)
I do the best I can (I do the best I can)
Now we're together, just remember only
That I'm a simple man

Love is just a simple thought
A little bit the worse for wear
like a thief who got caught

Hope is just a thing you bought
It's just another safe white lie
that every body got taught

I can see you look to me
So what else can I do?

Yes, I'm a simple man (I'm a simple man)
Come now and take my hand (come and take my hand)
Now and forever, never to be lonely

Yes, I'm a simple man (I'm a simple man)
I do the best I can (I do the best I can)
Now we're together, just remember only
That I'm a simple man

I do the best I can
I got a simple, simple plan
I hope you understand

I'm just a simple man (yes, I'm a simple man)
I'm holding out my hand (I'm holding out my hand)
It's such a simple, simple plan (it's such a simple plan)
I think you understand (you understand)

Yes, I'm a simple man (I'm a simple man)
Come now and take my hand (come and take my hand)
Now and forever, never to be lonely

Yes, I'm a simple man (I'm a simple man)
I do the best I can (I do the best I can)
Now we're together, just remember only
It's so simple

It was a dark night in the baseball diamond. Cops flew throughout the skies occasionally striking stars and burning instantly. The Shar-pei dogs were taking botox to reduce their massive wrinkles. Everything seemed so perfect; so right.

'roids ached many people's bottoms as they strolled across the lonely road. Yoshi was leaving square eggs everywhere and hobos were using them to build their homes (and with 'roids then those square eggs would hurt like hell.) A man in a dark coat turned down into an alley and offered a pair of pants heroin. Yes. Everything was right in the Big Apple. Then it struck.

A giant worm soared through the air, taking the street lights out of the ground like strawberries in an onion field. Long have the legends for told about this giant worm. It was named, "Tentacle Rape" and was a lv33 Hentai Beast with 6000 hit points and a party where it could cry if it wanted to.

Soaring through it air, it flew into the bathroom on the right and found a young boy. The boy was dressed casually; he had only jeans. boxers, and a t-shirt. Oh, did I forget that he had CORN ON THE COB +27?! The legendary cobbed corn soared through the air and struck Tentacle Rape in the tentacles. Everyone in the bathroom saw it happen. And with that the worm fell.

The boy turned around, staring at the toilets in blind rage. He grasped the corn and charged the toilet, aiming to destroy it and everything inside it. The corn struck its target but shattered. The boy had not foreseen one thing. Toilets cannot be destroyed.

-Now that you can see the complete and total randomness of this story continue it as you feel.-

*coughs into the microphone* Today *the words echo* I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the Earth.
Or rather, I consider myself a BYOND member (props to Acebloke). And now time for a random mini-mini-rant.
I have never felt the need for a blog. Blogs were everywhere. Myspace, Youtube, Newgrounds, Myspace, Myspace, BYOND, Myspace, and so forth. All those angsty teens loved it more than they loved their razor blades. And now I am among the leagues of Baby Ruth, Wayne Gretzelantech, (Dollar) Bill Gates, Coco Crisp, Pixar Animations, Walt Disney, Burt Reynolds, and some weird Russian comedian. That is right. I, Slioman, am a multi-quadrillionaire, major league baseball and hockey player, have a funny name, am a large company, is funny, and use the phrase "In the Soviet Russia" too much. That is right people. I am an N-Gage.
Blah. This was a completely useless entry. All your comments are belong to me.