(9:26:39 PM) Matt: hey Sandra Dee!
(9:26:40 PM) Matt: !
(9:27:38 PM) Sandra Dee*: who is this?
(9:27:51 PM) Matt: Do you like too sniff farts?
(9:27:53 PM) Sandra Dee: :S
(9:27:59 PM) Matt: Dave* said you did
(9:28:01 PM) Sandra Dee: hoo the hek is this?
(9:28:07 PM) Sandra Dee: wtf
(9:28:10 PM) Matt: A friend, of Daves
(9:28:25 PM) Matt: He said you like too sniff his farts. Before yous "do it"
(9:28:37 PM) Sandra Dee: wtf...
(9:28:41 PM) Sandra Dee: how'd u get my email?
(9:28:48 PM) Matt: Dave...
(9:28:59 PM) Sandra Dee: wtf...
(9:29:15 PM) Matt: What?
(9:29:29 PM) Matt: He said "Hey, my gf likes too sniff my farts be for we do it"
(9:29:36 PM) Matt: And I said "No way! That's hott"
(9:30:03 PM) Matt: Then he said "add her and ask if you don't believe me"
(9:30:07 PM) Sandra Dee: o yeh im so sure he sed ther, CONSIDERING WE HAVNT EVEN "DONE IT" YET!
(9:30:10 PM) Matt: Then said your email address
(9:30:27 PM) Matt: Done it could mean anything
(9:30:54 PM) Matt: it could be talk, ate, slept, walked and so on
(9:31:36 PM) Matt: But yeah, (y) up for sniffing the guys farts
(9:31:36 PM) Sandra Dee: WTF
(9:33:01 PM) Sandra Dee: EEWWWWWW +o( ...NO!!!
(9:33:11 PM) Matt: So, Dave is a lier?
(9:33:26 PM) Sandra Dee: no coz i bet he didnt even say tht shit
(9:33:33 PM) Matt: Why?
(9:33:52 PM) Matt: He did, maybe he was joking?
(9:33:54 PM) Sandra Dee: coz its not tru...y would my boyfrend make up shit like that?
(9:34:10 PM) Matt: Or hoping I'd mention it, and hope that you started doing it?
(9:34:21 PM) Matt: I don't know, it's his brain at work, not mine
(9:34:23 PM) Matt: Ask him
(9:34:31 PM) Sandra Dee: eww man just seriusly stop talkin bout this groos subject
(9:34:42 PM) Sandra Dee: i just sent him a txt
(9:36:29 PM) Sandra Dee: i hope ur not makin this up coz its the most disgustingest thing to make up!
(9:36:40 PM) Matt: I didn't
(9:36:53 PM) Matt: But isn't sniffing farts better than eating poop?
(9:37:05 PM) Sandra Dee: ewww...hoo does that +o(
(9:37:17 PM) Sandra Dee: btw...how old r u?
(9:37:30 PM) Matt: Dunno. Maybe it's like drugs. Start small, and then go into the bigger stuff
(9:37:57 PM) Matt: Like, possibly Dave after a few years of sniffing his farts, he might be making you turd burgers for breakfast!
(9:38:07 PM) Matt: Age isn't important, or the matter at hand
(9:38:08 PM) Matt: Why?
(9:38:22 PM) Sandra Dee: thas fukin disgustin y the hek would u say it?
(9:38:38 PM) Matt: Why would the german porn industry do it?
(9:38:44 PM) Matt: No one really knows...
(9:38:49 PM) Sandra Dee: do wat?
(9:38:58 PM) Matt: Play with poop
(9:39:13 PM) Sandra Dee: yuk do they seriusly do that?
(9:39:44 PM) Matt: Nope, but it sounds like Dave wants to start you on it. With the fart sniffing and all
(9:39:56 PM) Sandra Dee: YUK!
(9:40:07 PM) Matt: I know, why don't you tell him that?
(9:41:13 PM) Sandra Dee: omg ur not even a frend of Daves.
(9:41:22 PM) Matt: What makes you think that?
(9:41:47 PM) Sandra Dee: coz im on the fone 2 him
(9:41:51 PM) Matt: Maybe he is embarrassed and didn't think I would actually ask you
(9:41:59 PM) Sandra Dee: wat eva
(9:42:26 PM) Matt: Don't blame me if your boyfriend likes the idea of sniffing farts. I didn't make you go out with him
(9:42:34 PM) Sandra Dee: if he was so embarrassed of it he wouldnt hav sed it in the first place
(9:42:53 PM) Sandra Dee: this is The Fonz hey?
(9:43:11 PM) Matt: Well, people are embarrassed about getting raped, doesn't mean they don't get raped.
(9:43:41 PM) Sandra Dee: dnt fukin talk boiut RAPE!:@
(9:44:12 PM) Matt: I was using it as an example. To show that my theory about Daves fart fetish was possible
(9:46:42 PM) Sandra Dee: well dnt use it as n example, if ppl dnt wanna talk bout beiin raped thers nufin rong wif that, how would u like if u was forced 2 b raped nd then tryin to tell sum1 bout it?!? u wouldnt would ya, so dnt EVA use it as "EXAMPLE"!!
(9:47:00 PM) Matt: Alright
(9:47:22 PM) Matt: Well, people like too do it with animals. They don't go around talking about it too everyone. Do they?
(9:47:25 PM) Matt: No.
(9:48:02 PM) Sandra Dee: just fuken get over it...if this is The Fonz* grow th fuk up, hurry up seriusly dude
(9:48:32 PM) Sandra Dee: im goiin, i aiint botherin wif sum dik like u...yeh at the start it was funny, but wen u got to the rape part u just over did it!
(9:48:49 PM) Matt: Wha? You started it
(9:49:05 PM) Matt: By saying people don't talk about embarrassing things.
(9:49:16 PM) Sandra Dee: wat, sayin my boyf apparently sniffs my farts, fuk off y would i say that...
(9:49:21 PM) Sandra Dee: just piss of!
(9:49:31 PM) Matt: No. YOU sniff HIS farts
(9:49:31 PM) Sandra Dee has signed off.
*Name changed to hide peoples identity