Yo, dog; as Tupac, I have to confirm that you are the best DDoSer alive. Hail Mary. Run quick see, what do we have here now, do you wanna ride or DDoS? Momma always told me not to stop until I DDoS a crash. FEEL ME?

So very fat.

I can't frikkin page you because my version of the pager is a bitch. Page me your Skype or somethin'.