Faking Sick, Lesson 1 in Off Topic

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Nov 5 2006, 5:34 pm
A good way to make yourself sneeze, grab a twist tie from your drawer, and bend it to a U, now... Shove it halfway into your nose, this will aggitate your nose, make your nose runny, and make you snoofle for a couple minutes. This is good if your living with someone else, or you keep it in your nose and rock it back and forth while on the phone. This will make you sneeze and sniffle. Once your done take it out, and blow your nose, wait 5 minutes and everythings good.

WARNING: I am not responsible if you get anything lodged into your nose, I am not responsible if you someone die from a twist tie, and I am Definiatly not responsible if you get caught for doing this. Basically, If anything goes wrong while doing this, it is your fault.
#1 Nov 5 2006, 5:37 pm
Lesson 1b: To make yourself throw up, simply summon up huge coughs. After coughing enough, you will gag.
#2 Nov 5 2006, 5:44 pm
Lesson 1C: Hold your breath, eventually you will pass out and skip anything you were suppose todo that day.
#3 Nov 5 2006, 5:47 pm
lesson 1D- Another way to force gagging is by inserting an object onto your uvula(the dangly thing in your throat), then agitate it.
#4 Nov 5 2006, 5:49 pm
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
lesson 1D- Another way to force gagging is by inserting an object onto your uvula(the dangly thing in your throat), then agitate it.

Pervert.

1e: If you are attending school and live with someone who decides whether you go or not, tell them that various body parts hurt and ask them to take your temperature. You now excuse yourself to the bathroom and hold the thermometer to the light bulb, or under hot water. Try to keep it between 99.5F and 100.5F.
#5 Nov 5 2006, 6:17 pm
you know, i used to fake sick, its fun when your younger. But now that im a senior in high school when i miss school i feel worthless. Just another part of growing up, enjoy your childhoods :P.
#6 Nov 5 2006, 6:55 pm
Knifo, when you skip more school days then you don't skip, Then you should stop skipping school.
#7 Nov 5 2006, 7:06 pm
Lesson 1F: become an hero
#8 Nov 5 2006, 7:49 pm
How about just going to school instead?
#9 Nov 5 2006, 8:57 pm
1g: fall down some stairs, fall in the bath tub, something that makes you prone to terrible aching, and then complain about a splitting headache or something.
#10 Nov 5 2006, 8:58 pm
Silent Sage wrote:
1g: fall down some stairs, fall in the bath tub, something that makes you prone to terrible aching, and then complain about a splitting headache or something.

The idea is to do it without pain.

Also, going to school isn't fun for us, as some of us are from wiz_chat, and all people from wiz_chat are emo.
#11 Nov 5 2006, 9:00 pm
oh. well, i'm sure you can just fake falling down stairs or in the bath tub. just make sure you smack some stuff so it is, at the very least, leaves a slight mark.