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Oh well...

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:15:37 +0000

I have this huge craving for just hoping on my drum set and jamming to My Curse, but as I look at the clock, it's currently 1:15 in the morning. I don't think anyone would like that. Night time is when my creativity gets flowing, but it's also when I can't do anything do to it being night.

Birthday

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:18:20 +0000

It's my birthday, I'm 17.

Anyways, EAA was awesome this year, as it was the 75th aniversary of the DC-3's, I saw 21 of them in the air IN Formation. And other stuff but I having fun so bye.

Yawn

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:57:33 +0000

It has been quite a while since my last blog post. I have not really done much since. It's currently 11:37 PM, I have gotten into the habit of going to sleep at around 5 in the morning and waking up and 9am -2pm. Not really the healthiest thing I could be doing, I'll then go downstairs, take out the garbage and check if anything else needs to be taken care of. Get something to eat then go autopilot on the computer and TV until I go upstairs and autopilot some more.

I'm getting ready to go to EAA 'Airventure.' It's the Experimental Aircraft Association's gigantic festival about airplanes. I've been going for about 7 years now and it's awesome. It's held in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, which is the state I live in so it's not very far from me. Theres so many planes, from P-51's to F-16's, Cesna's to Predator's. Last year I saw Virgin Galactic's 'White Knight 2', wicked awesome paint job on that.

The eye is just so beautiful in person. Anyways, I've also seen F22s, amazing in flight, though when vectoring I see a slight twitch-bounce. A B52 once did a fly by, came out of nowhere and didn't return. I never knew how big those things are until I saw like this gigantic black wing fly over the airport. Last year I also saw Airbus's A380, it was absolutely massive. Though to my surprise, it stops faster than a 747 and looks to float when it moves slow, because of how massive it is. It can hold over a million pounds of weight, and most likely a million pounds of the currency as well.

This year they will have a guy bringing his private harrier. Thats right, a citizen owns a harrier, it goes through like 3 gallons of fuel a second. I think it might have qualified for 'Cash For Clunkers.' Its strange that someone could privately own that kind of military technology. I'm excited that Chicago will be having a concert there as well, I've seen the Beach Boy's twice and the Doobie Brothers. 25 or six to fo-our!

Well anyways, I camp next to the airport, this year I'll be like 2 rows from the fences of the airport. I'll be able to watch all the aerobatics and stuff from my camp site. Though for the harriers and other things I'll go down to the flight line.

I'm going to sign off here, so,
TM

Edit: Oh yeah, comments are welcome.

Hmm.. I need a new CSS

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:23:54 +0000

Anyone interested in helping me fix my problem?

My new FO3 character!

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:07:48 +0000

I didn't delete the old one, I just decided that I'd create a new one with a different approach.

This character isn't the person who came out of the vault, this person is named Unknown and as soon as the Vault person came out, this person snuck up behind him and slit his throut, then devouring the body.

He is completly invisible with sneaking, and feeds on anything.

My Fallout 3 Adventure... Part 2

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:59:34 +0000

So TM ventured out of that shack that he was in, and saw a Brahmin die right in front of him, so he looked and there was a vicious dog attacking the brahmin. He pulled out his trusty Hunting Rifle and shot the dog in the back of the head. Hethen took the meat from the Dog and went to check out the dead Brahmin. He thought, 'Poor creature, it is not your day to die.' So he put his hands over it's body, and resurrected him!

OH JESUS! PRAISE THE LORD! (Or TM in this case)

He then crept his way out of this small shack place and under a destroyed Highway where he caught sense of something. TM carefully snuck around and saw an injured Death Claw. Waiting for the right moment, he popped it in the chest with his Rifle. He went over to the Death Claw's body and got its claw, and found a body on the ground of a dead settler. It had Death Claw blueprints on it, which he took and made his way back towards the town of Canterbury Commons, but halfway there he looked up into the sky after hearing a screeching sound. A smoke trial and an Explosion, TM went over to check it and found several Alien Energy Packs, with further investigation he found an Alien Blaster called, 'FireLancer.' He then finished his trip to Canterbury commons.

In this place he talked to a trader, who then repaired his objects. TM also waited for about a day before departing to somewhere else. He went to the Bethesda Ruins, and had a fight with the Raiders there. Using the powers he had from his ancestors he rained fireballs from the sky, splintering the Raider's body parts everywhere! TM went inside the East building, cleared it out and used the bridge to the West building and cleared that out. Off to somewhere else he then did go. Eventually he made his way to Springvale, where he saw a Enclave Robot flying around. With further exploration of this town, he found a former prostitute named Silver. TM then walked outside and was surprised by three Outcast members, who didn't want to talk to him. So he decided to go find an object that he knew he was suppose to find, inside a box by the Nuka-Cola Vending Machine was a 50 Cal Sniper Rifle.

TM wanted to see the power of this thing badly, so he went to the Washington Monument and rose in the elevator to the top. But the strange thing was, when he held it, at first it was a bright white glossy kind of plastic like white, then it turned into a black, weird. So he shot a few rounds off and decided to go to the Scrapyard to meet with some Ear guy. Once there he met two Outcast Members and an Outcast Protectron. So TM walked into the Scrapyard, not even realizing that the ear Guy's shack was right next to him. TM walked along and sensed enemy's, so he ducked down. But the enemy's were gone, and he senses a friendly energy, it moved towards him and it was a dog named Dogmeat. Dogmeat walked with TM towards the Ear guy's shack who told them about Ears. Wanting a rest and to take off the giant load he was carrying, Tm teleported to Rivet City. Once there he went to his room and stored a bunch of things, like his food, his ammo, his junk some weapons and some armor.

It seems that TM was carrying nearly one Ton of equipment, and with just the armor and food taken off of him along with a few weapons, was left with 500 pounds of stuff, in fact he took off more than 1000 pounds of stuff with that.

TM currently had a headache went he walked into the bathroom, (cause the game crashed, But I had a save right before I went in.)

My Adventure... in Fallout 3

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:55:08 +0000

One day, Vault 101 opened and some guy named James fled out, that turned the entire vault into some crack bin. James was supposed to be looking out for his 'Son', TM. TM wasn't actually James' son, TM was the son of Jesus, who was the son of God, making TM the grandchild of God. TM was sent to earth to decide whether to send the remaining people of earth to Heaven or Hell, or whether to leave them alone as Jesus' plan of deciding that failed because of the Vaults and the fact that not everyone died because of the Nukes. So TM had instructions to go to a town called Megaton, in there he would find out where James went, because someone told him too. He decided to go there, and met a bunch of people. TM figured out that James had gone to a place called the GNR (Galaxy News Radio) but TM didn't want to go there right away, so he didn't. TM decided that he would do what he was sent to earth for, and so he did.

The new savior's first place of choice was an abandoned super market called, Super Duper Mart. Inside this Super Duper Mart were a bunch of raiders, where TM, with his newly acquired Chinese Assault Rifle (Acquired with the powers he inherited from his ancestors) launched them into their newly found homes and led them into an interesting timeshare for eternity in hell. After going to Super Duper Mart, TM returned to Megaton and did some stuff with the Craterside Supply place. TM was then told that he had to go to a minefield, so he teleported (Cause he's the Son of Jesus) to the location, and teleported back to megaton. After this, TM was told that he would have to acquire radiation, but that was impossible for TM as he is the son of Jesus and immune to radiation.

So instead, TM left and went to a place called Paradise Falls, where he was trying to get some ammo, but instead accidentally freed a couple of slaves. So in return, he decided he would just grab a slave back, and he talked with the leader of the slavers, Mr. Jones. After a discussion, TM set off to Little Lamplight, and decided to capture a kid for a slave. He did so by leading a girl named Bumble outside, and to a slaver. Once he did so, he teleported back to Paradise Falls and grabbed some mask that he didn't need. TM then went to Tenpenny Tower and did some stuff there. After a while of teleporting between Megaton and Paradise Falls and Tenpenny Tower, TM decided to teleport to Rivet City, where he bought some stuff and heard some stuff and decided to Buy an Apartment there for 5000 caps.

From Rivet city he teleported to the Chevy Chase district and met up with Sentinal Lyon's squad of the Brotherhood of Steel and TM with his trusty .44 Magnum, promptly oneshotted every Mutant that he saw. After the GNR building was secure, the squad and TM heard a loud screeching sound, followed by a roar and then a giant explosion as the entire square was lit on fire, instantly killing a member of the squad. A giant Behemoth roared out and rushed at TM, who shot him in the chest, which killed him instantly. TM Then collected the armor and stuff from every dead person there, and met with Three Dog about stuff. After TM was there, he left towards Rivet City again and found Doctor Li, who told him stuff. TM then went to a Mass Relay station and sent the Raiders there to hell, followed by some Evergreen place and some Fairfax ruins place, all these places he sent to hell, oh and some Fireshire Farm or something.

Finally, TM traveled to a little shack called the Regulator HQ where he resides there this moment.

LAX's Farewell

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:23:34 +0000

The following is a message from LAX himself, followed by me typing things he says.

Dear Byond Members, I am sorry and regretful to tell you I am leaving. To bad for you guys because I have become your false idle and you all worshiped me and now I am leaving hahahahahahahahahahahah bafoons.

Here I type things he says:

Me: Any interesting things?
LAX: Well... If I don't finish my assignments in this computer media class, I will fail. But that has no consequence for the almighty greatness that will radiate from the omnipotent power of me leaving.
Me: Anything else?
LAX: Now for my speech:

Recently, I have had lots of time to look back at both my past and my future, and through my searching I have come across an Icon, his name is Crash Bandicoot. Recently I have been playing these games known as Crash Bandicoot, and they have taught me something. I have learned, that no matter how stupid and gimmicky an anthropomorphic animal with blue jeans fighting evil geniuses is. I have seen that the heart and determination he possesses towards himself and his peers is outstandingly surreal, and in this world of anthropomorphic bandicoots, one man will rise above the influence, like those commercials where they have those weird kids saying that they do stuff like getting straight D's or making their mom cry and I have much respect for the producers of such a discriminatory advertisement such as that. Hence causes the phrase, "Think with your dipstick Jimmy!". This leads to my inspiration of either catching em' all or voting for Pedro. But enough rambling, I find myself to be a person of many tastes, ranging from fine cuisine to a man getting whacked in the back of the head with a steel chair. And so, I now find myself on the path to the land of the rising sun, with many people of genius that believe you can save money by switching to Geico. So to those of you who are still reading this, I commend you for either being a real man of genius or a retard (named Roscoe.) Either way, you are diligent enough to still be reading my speech and if you make it to the end you get a prize! Now for more intelligent rambling... Too Be Continued...

And So He Leaves... Part 2

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:46:59 +0000

Here is the second part of this interview that I am now starting:

Me: What kind of place do you think you are going to live in?
LAX: Psh... I don't know, a House?
Me: No idea huh?
LAX: Sure

Me: Are you going to go to school there?
LAX: Yes
Me: What kind of school?
LAX: A public school
Me: Better than ours?
LAX: Yeah sure, why not.
Me: Do they speak english at this school?
LAX: I don't know
Me: And if they don't, how will you communicate?
LAX: I don't know
Me: RetardssayIdontknow
LAX: What?
Me: Damnit!

Me: Will I be able to interview you after you come back?
LAX: I don't know
Me: Your a**hole dude, 'retardssayIdontknow' and you say 'what?'...

Me: Any special events?
LAX: What? What special events could you possibly be talking about? No theres no special events.
Me: Any ceremonies?
LAX: I don't know

Me: Do you think you will be able to speak fluent Japanese when you come back?
LAX: Sure

Me: Are you going to bring back any souvenirs?
LAX: Mm, possibly.
Me: For me?
LAX: ................ No

Me: Will you do me a favor?
LAX: What?
Me: Will you help me destroy Naruto once and for all?
LAX: .... Naruto sucks
Me: I kno-
LAX: Period.
Me: I know, thats why we need to destroy it.
LAX: When I think of Naruto I think of retarded ninjas in orange jumpsuits who think they can accomplish anything they want because they shout it outloud over...and over....and over again. Like if I just sat here and said, "I want to be the President, BELIEVE IT!" Then apparently it would happen, because I shouted it like a retard. Period.
Me: So your saying President Obama shouted that?
LAX: No I didn't say that, I said if this was Naruto that would be the case.
Me: What about Former President Bush?
LAX: When I think of President Bush I think of, 'What is more acceptable for a presidency than the closest thing to Larry the Cable Guy with a minor education in Narutoism.'

Me: Explain Narutoism
LAX: Mi juevos es muy grande y tu madre es muy estupido.
Me: I don't speak Japanese.
LAX: Now I think of this situation that you and I are having at this moment can be simply explained by two things:
Numero Uno: Your lack of intelligence.
And
Numero Dos: Tu juevos es muy pequeno y tu padre es muy feo.
Me: I said I don't speak Japanese.
LAX: *speechless*
Me: *waiting*
LAX: In Pokemon you capture random animals and you make them fight each other for money and I find that enjoyable.
Me: Are you saying that Japanese people have some sort of connection to Pokemon?
LAX: ...Possibly
Me: Conspiracy?
LAX: .....Im Sorry, I have something stupid in my ear.
Me: I don't see anything.
LAX: How about you try saying something that doesn't make your mom cry at night?

Me: One year seems a long time, how will you deal with this?
LAX: Well, when you have the Japanese to keep you company-

The interview was cut short as our teacher needed to show us some apple movie stuff, and the fact that LAX needed to get his work done for the class before he leaves for Japan. Hopefully in a year, a new interview will be created, and it will show us the adventures LAX has taken through Japan, one that will eventually (never) become a movie. So I give you the second interview of three, with my friend LAX...

-TM

And so he leaves...

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:33:26 +0000

In four days from today, my friend LAX (as he wanted me to name him here) is going to leave for Japan. Here is an interview:

Me: Why are you going to Japan?
LAX: What do you mean why am I going to Japan? I'm going because I want to and this school sucks ass.

Me: How long will you be gone?
LAX: A year, I already told you that.
Me: It is for the blog.
LAX: I know that, I'm right here.

Me: What will you be doing in Japan?
LAX: I'm going to be, Uh. I don't know, chasing after some Japanese chicks.
Me: What kind of chicks do you suppose you will find once you arrive in Japan?
LAX: Japanese ones...
Me: I mean... What Kind?
LAX: Well Definitely not fat, no fat chicks.
Me: What else?
LAX: Well... uh. Um... The um... the.. the kind... that...thinks I'm awesome cause I'm.... American.
Me: Ai't

Me: Any thing special, godzilla finding?
LAX: No.
Me: Sure?
LAX: Ya
Me: Is that a bunchy bunch or just a little bit?
LAX: Yea sure...
Me: You have to say Bunchy Bunch.
LAX: I'm not saying that.
Me: Come on, Ill support you.
LAX: *looks at computer screen, then at me, then back at computer screen, then back at me, then back at computer screen while I'm typing this*
Me: *motioning for him to talk*
LAX: Seriously, this is stupid.
Me: Its for a rightous cause LAX.
LAX: Rightious cause my ass.

Me: What part of Japan are you going to?
LAX: Handa-Shi
Me: Where the hell is that?
LAX: By the ocean.
Me: What part of Japan? East? West? North? South?
LAX: South
Me: By Tokyo?
LAX: No, not even near Tokyo.
Me: By where we kicked some Japanese ass with our bombs?
LAX: No.
Me: Is it on another Island?
LAX: No, It's on the main Island.
Me: By Honshu?
LAX: I don't know where that is.
Me: Ok...
Lax:...

Me: Anything you want to say to the people of Japan?
LAX: Um.. Me Big Strong.. American Man... You Love Me... Long Time.
Me: Is that it?
LAX: Yeah

Me: What do you wish to learn by next year?
LAX: Secrets of the Universe and.... Why Mickey Mouse wears red shorts.

Me: You know how speak Japan?
LAX: Hia, watashi wa eitokano, screw it, yes I speak it.
Me: What?
LAX: TM, Do you like Pie?
Me: Why yes LAX.
LAX: And do you like strudel?
Me: No.
LAX: How about poontang pie?
Me: Uh..
LAX: What do you think of me going to Japan?
Me: Well LAX, I think of--
LAX: It doesn't matter what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:...Psh

Me: Do you have anybody in Japan that you know?
LAX: No.
Me: How do you plan to live in Japan for a year?
LAX: With ah, Japanese Family.
Me: And you don't know them?
LAX: Nope.
Me: Could it be that these Japanese people are actually spies?
LAX: Nope.
Me: How do you know if you do not-
LAX: Cause I'm a genius.

Me: What kind of food are you going to be eating?
LAX: Japanese Food.
Me: Rice?
LAX: Sure
Me: Hot or Cold?
LAX: Hot
Me: Soup?
LAX: Yea
Me: Hot or Cold?
LAX: I dont know, Whatever.
Me: So Im asking you whether you like hot or cold soup and you answer with, 'I dont know, whatever'
LAX: *chuckle*

Me: Are you going to get a sword?
LAX: No.
Me: Why?
LAX: Exactly, Why?
Me: Cause all Japanese people have swords.
LAX: Bullsh**
Me: Prove it!
LAX: Mmmmmmm ...... Swords are illegal in Japan.
Me: Mmmm! Breaking their own rules aren't they?
LAX: Nope.

Me: What kind of toilet do you expect to use?
LAX: A regular toilet?
Me: What kind of toilet Paper?
LAX: Ok this is over.

Me:What do you think you will find unusual about Japan?
LAX: The lack of stupid people like you.
Me: What?
LAX: Ok now, Ok seriously can we stop this now, Im not answering any more of your stupid questions.
Me: Why?
LAX: (No Response)

Me: Alright, can you atleast ask a question for these here people of BYOND? *hands keyboard over*

LAX: Roses are Red, Violets are blue, TM needs to stop breaking my balls. And rhyming is for queers soooooooooo. The end. Leave a comment or something on what you thought of this interview.
*hands keyboard back to me*

Me: Thank you LAX, alright let's post.... right after I leave a end comment thing like they do on those Magazines.

LAX is a student in the United States of America, he has helped TM on some occasions including with the post, 'This Game Failed.' LAX will be traveling to Japan for a year, and will be missed, but hopefully TM can convince him to blog about it on a membership so BYOND can know and love him.

-TM