The Teka Co. Mafia

Apple. That's right, Apple has become notorious for ads that denounce PC and claim that the MAC is the best thing since sliced bread. Well, Microsoft has jumped on this trend and has hired comedian Jerry Seinfeld to be the frontman for their advertisements, and will launch their anti-mac ads pretty soon.

It was reported that he recieved 10million US dollars for this.

Thoughts?

In my time working at a theme park, I have learned many things. For one, the food is overpriced to the max, and you can never get on a good ride without a long 2-hour wait.

This brings me to my first point.

Superbowl Sunday

Possibly the best day to go, but who wants to miss the game right? It's really a pro and con, the rides are practically empty around mid-day.

Mother's Day

The ultimate day to go if you're an orphan or a goth. Most people are too busy buying flowers and fancy Florida cruises to bother with a theme park.

You could also try days around major holidays such as Christmas and Thanksgiving, most people start family trips around these times and they quickly empty out.

Now, with that said. Time to rant about how mindless people are when it comes to theme parks. I have seen tens of thousands of theme park goers and they all act the same based on who they are. Here comes the racist part.



Stereotypical Black Woman

At least once a week, I see a large black woman between the ages of 12 and 63, lose a small child. Usually due to the fact that she has some type of food in her hand and her kid can't walk fast enough. She then freaks out and screams the child's name about 5 times before realizing he's only 10 feet away.



Stereotypical Asian

Everytime I see an asian at a theme park, he is AMPED. He is pumped up and excited, every picture you can find of an asian at a theme park has that same :D look. It's pretty awesome.



Stereotypical White Guy

There's always some shirtless white guy "hanging out." Asking everyone for free stuff, and possibly selling drugs. This man's theme park experience usually ends in a drunken fight and a flurry of fists as he's escorted back to the parking lot by security guards.

I could go on and on but I've taken up too much time already.

Capo, or Caporegime are high ranking mafioso who often led their own crews. Making it a fitting name for our new moderator rank!

Capos will have the following privileges:

• Managing the forum
• Submitting games for review!
• Submitting blog posts for review!
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  Basically, if anyone wishes to become a Capo, you can reply to this post. Also, try to include a small description of why you should become one...to root out some of the less-dependable people.
  
  P.S. I'm only looking for about 3.
  
  *If you're just looking for a rank up and tired of being a hitman...Just post asking to become a Crew Boss. The CB rank has no privileges but it is a change.

This is now the official thread of retarded people. I know you're thinking "How can I be recognized as detrimental to the human race?" It's easy! Just follow these steps.

1. To proclaim your retardation, ask for a membership in this thread.
2. If you want us to acknowledge that you are dangerously almost maniacally stupid retarded, then include several spelling errors in your membership request.
3. If you wish death, post several posts meeting the above criteria both here, and in our forums.
_{People who meet any of the three criteria after the specified end date (ages ago), probably won't receive a membership, good night, and "god lkuc."}