Thief Jack

Joined: Oct 19 2001

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Medals Thief Jack can earn in his favorite games, and all games in which Thief Jack has already earned some medals

[Only favorite games] [Earned medals]

Faction Wars


Swiss Cheese

Make 25 kills with the Ion Cannon in one game

Ninja

End a game with the Knife as your favorite weapon

Shredder

Make 25 kills with the RFCG in one game

Toasty

Make 25 kills with the AC-30 flamethrower in one game

Field Medic

Heal 30 points of health in one game.

Combat Engineer

Repair 250 points of armor in one game

Panzershreck

Make 25 kills with the IMFD Recoilless Rifle in one game

Head Hunter

Make 25 kills with the Tac 65 Sniper Rifle in one game

High Calibre

Make 25 kills with the Komodo .50 Pistol in one game

Buck Shot

Make 25 kills with the TKB-941 Shotgun in one game

My Lil' Friend

Make 25 kills with the AMGL in one game

Minelayer

End a game with the landmine as your favorite weapon

Pineapple Man

End a game with the Fragmentation Grenade as your favorite weapon

Smoking

End a game with the Smoke Grenade as your favorite weapon
Deck Jockey

Capture more than 10 outposts in one game

My Life as a Spy


Rank 10

Reach rank 10 on any character.

Rank 15

Reach rank 15 on any character.

Rank 20

Reach rank 20 on any character.

Document Run Rookie

Drop off 300 documents to drop-boxes.

Document Run Professional

Drop off 1,500 documents to drop-boxes.

Document Run Master

Drop off 3,000 documents to drop-boxes.

Minor Espionage

Return 50 enemy documents to your HQ.

Major Espionage

Return 150 enemy documents to your HQ.

National Hero

Return 300 enemy documents to your HQ.

Gold Subscriber

If at any time you've been a gold subscriber to the game since this medal was added you'll earn it.
  

Rage


Doing it Wrong

Rage Quit using less than 4 objects.

Curiosity killed the Cat

Rage Quitting can be creative too..

Intensive Gamer

Rage quit using a certain gift.

How in the World...

So that's where they come from!

Lol Corner

That damned table...

Garbage Day!

What? No!

Problem Fred?

Get the pokemon outta here.

An Hero

Have Fred quit life 200 times in total.

Donator

Donate and gain access to Premium features.

The Attack Does Nothing!

Abuse the poor Magikarp over 10 times! (Total)

Master Chef

Rage quit using the Cutting Board.

Man In The Mirror

See yourself in one of the 3 recent subscriber photos.

What is this I don't even

Access the Premium area (Premium)

Oh Noez I Fell

Falling on the ice made you kill yourself? (Premium)

This.. is.. RAGE!

Fall down a giant hole (Premium)

Extra Crispy

Learn about fire

Mail Time!

When it comes I wanna wail!

OHSHI-

Grenades aren't supposed to go down there.

Casual Quest


Staff of Kyamites

Survived to wave 120

Singing Harp

Survived to wave 140

Bearly Made It

RPG Sweeper


Winner

Get to the castle and win the game.

Flawless

Reach the castle without taking damage.

Cyclo-Killer

Kill a cyclops! (qu'est-ce que c'est?)

Where we're Going, we Don't Need Inns

Reach the castle without using a town to restore your health.
  

Space Station 13 Medals


1.21 Jiggawatts

40K

421

:10bux:

Entrusted with the secret.

A Holly Jolly Spacemas

Spent your Spacemas being beaten to death with toolboxes.

Adjutant Online

Good morning, Captain.

A shocking demise

As an Arcfiend, stop six hearts in a single shift.

Banned

Heinous villainy.

Bear Hug

Better to burn out, than fade away

Blob everywhere!

As a blob, grow your blob tile count to the number required by your objective required size.

Bill Masen

Black and Blue

Charred on the outside, well done on the inside.

Block Stacker

Bombini is Missing!

Brown Pants

Show no fear in the face of battle.

Bury the Dead

Button Pusher

Seriously?

Call 1-800-CODER

runtime error: Cannot execute player.unlock_medal()

Captain's Log

Chevalier du Sorbet

Deliver the Magma King his Just Desserts

Contributor

Thanks <3

Cream of the Crop

Lemme tell ya somethin' right now...

DUI

Damned

Dangerous Game

You're not allowed to complain if your crew mates beat you to death.

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

Deep Freeze

A dangerous vice to fulfill.

Dracula Jr.

Expendable

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Fell down the stairs

Only the ghosts know the truth now.

Format Complete

AI, what are your current laws?

For Your Ohm Good

Fun Times

:)

Glass ceiling

Go away! 'Batin!

Frito Pendejo, public defender.

Good feasting

As a werewolf, reach your objective number of victims fed on.

Gore Fest

Juicy. And crunchy.

Goo Gone

It's Good for the Gander

Guardin' gnome

Lost and found.

Guerrier Du Gelato

Complete Chapter II

Jimi Heselden

R.I.P. Segway dude.

HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE

M.I.A.

honk HONK mother FU-

He's dead, Jim

Bones.

I don't give a shit

Literally seriously, I can't.

Icarus

Flew too close!

I'm in

Helios

Just havin' a good time, chillin' out.

High Five!

I helped!

You really did!

I just cleaned that!

Slip 'n slide.

I Spy

Illuminated

Old-school chemist's club.

IT'S A TRAP

BANG, bang!

Identity Theft

Good thing these are not laminated.

It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth

It's just a flesh wound!

It's not 'Door to Heaven'

Is it really that time again?

Gordon would approve.

It's not easy being green

Your muscles hurt.

It'sa me, Mario

Law 1: Don't be an asshat

Asimov's laws were always a little behind.

Leave no man behind!

The ultimate sacrifice.

Life, uh... finds a way

Lock Block

Made friends with a welder.

Man with a Scan

Misclick

MISSION COMPLETE

The Syndicate would be proud.

Manhattan Project

Many names, many faces

As a changeling, absorb your objective required number of victim absorptions and make it back to Centcom alive.

Master of Unlocking

Performed the steps required to unlock the Good Ending from the solarium riddle.

Meth is a hell of a drug

Monkey Duty

Twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer a week.

Mostly Armless

My Bologna Has A First Name

And it's O-NO HELP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AAA

Neither fashionable noir stylish

Nero

Watching the world burn.

Newton's Crew

Stare into the sun.

Noah's Shuttle

It's not 2 of each kind but we'll make due.

Oh, Doctor!

Just the spot.

Ol' buddy ol' pal

I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah, make things challenging!

Old Enemy

Tensions between Nanotrasen and the Syndicate are reaching a boiling point.

One Armed Bandit

Original Sin

Take a bite

OW! MY BALLS!

Some places just can't take the pain.

Party Hard

You were the life of the party, before your own life got taken away.

Patchwork

Primordial

Primum non nocere

Professional Thief

As a Spy Thief, steal seven or more items in a single shift.

Progenitor

Puerile humour

Quit Cloning Around

Diminishing reruns.

Red Hood

Reefer Madness

Remember to Wash Behind the Antennae

Rookie Thief

Bzzt.

Sheesh!

Shit Fest

Shit for brains

Shut Up and Jam

The year is 2041.

Silent Running

Slow Burn

Smooth Operator

Spaceship of Theseus

Despite all that, you're still in the same boat.

Space Ham

Porky.

Spamhaus

Hi

Spotless

Suitable? How about the Oubliette?!

Suspicious Character

Just who was that man, with the plan?

Tax Haven

Thank You, Bus Driver!

It never hurts to be polite!

That tasted funny

That's no moon, that's a GOURMAND!

The Force is strong with this one

*fwissshhhhhh*

The mail always goes through

The Syndicate Connection

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

This object menaces with spikes of...

Through the fire and flames

Tinkerer

Tipsy

This station is ours!

As a head revolutionary, live to see your revolution come to a success!

Too Cool

To the stars

As a Flockmind or Flocktrace who has been in the Flock some time, successfully transmit the Signal.

Too Fast Too Furious

Try jiggling the handle

Unlike the director, I went to college

Unperson

Untapped Potential

Who needs magic when you've got skill like this?

Vacuum Sealed

Vehicular Manslaughter

Windshield's a little hard to see through.

We didn't start the fire

Weird Science

What's this box doing here?

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see

Where's the smoking gun?

Wonk

Owl always love you

Yield

Lost the will to go on.

You're no Elminster!

You might look the part but your magic's all smoke and mirrors.

You're a mean one...

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

Decadence


Double Kill

Kill 2 enemies in quick succession.

Triple Kill

Kill 3 enemies in quick succession.

Ultra Kill

Kill 4 enemies in quick succession.

Rampage

Kill 5 enemies without dying.

Berserker

Kill 10 enemies without dying.

Master of Massacre

Kill 15 enemies without dying.

Victory

Win 50 online matches.

Veteran

Win 100 online matches.

Flag Savior

Return your flag 5 times in one session.

Flag Thief

Capture the enemy flag 5 times in one session.

Fragtastic

Kill 3 enemies with a single explosion.

Hemorrhage

Cause 25 enemies to bleed to death in one session.

Undertaker

Kill 15 people from the grave in one session.

Headshot

Kill 15 enemies with a headshot in one session.