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Ashocking development.

I recently realized one thing: I may be gay. And I am not just saying that becuz i got 3 reasons:

-I am not at all attrated to the hottest girl at my school

-My pants shrink only when i see other guys with distinguishing features

-I find myself to like the fat people vids on youtube.

Since I have found this out, I have made my own fat vids on youtube. contained in this custom player below:

<object width='780' height='445'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFPXx9ngbpHzf3qcGAdX9ndJJYNkcdNS7iA='></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'>EMBED: http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFPXx9ngbpHzf3qcGAdX9ndJJYNkcdNS7iA=</object>

NowI know my family is religious, and after hearing what they say about gay people going to hell on the news. I got an arguement for that: FUCK YOU! God loves all his children. The way I figure it, there is noting wrong with my lifestyle choice. And I think if you can't accept it then you are obviously "part of the world's problem". And that problem is that some of the higher up people in this world don't like gays because they are afraid of them. being gay isn't a choice. Its just something different that separates us and puts up discriminatory barriers.

Posted by Ukiki on Sunday, October 07, 2007 11:55AM - 2 comments (link) / Members say: yea +0, nay -0

Ashocking development.

I recently realized one thing: I may be gay. And I am not just saying that becuz i got 3 reasons:

-I am not at all attrated to the hottest girl at my school

-My pants shrink only when i see other guys with distinguishing features

-I find myself to like the fat people vids on youtube.

Since I have found this out, I have made my own fat vids on youtube. contained in this custom player below:

http://www.youtube.com/lyokofreak517

NowI know my family is religious, and after hearing what they say about gay people going to hell on the news. I got an arguement for that: FUCK YOU! God loves all his children. The way I figure it, there is noting wrong with my lifestyle choice. And I think if you can't accept it then you are obviously "part of the world's problem". And that problem is that some of the higher up people in this world don't like gays because they are afraid of them. being gay isn't a choice. Its just something different that separates us and puts up discriminatory barriers.

Posted by Ukiki on Sunday, October 07, 2007 11:53AM - 0 comments (link) / Members say: yea +0, nay -0

LOL yet again

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ITS THE CHILD FROM HELL

Posted by Ukiki on Sunday, September 16, 2007 05:51AM - 0 comments (link) / Members say: yea +0, nay -0

LOL yet again

!cid_000701c7996a$4038dd00$6be7f804@Connie.jpg
ITS THE CHILD FROM HELL

Posted by Ukiki on Sunday, September 16, 2007 05:50AM - 1 comment (link) / Members say: yea +0, nay -0

LOL again

read this one, its still funny

>Taking A Tinkle
>
>A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
>masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave
>the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
>birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
>
>All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
>the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a
>tinkle
>and
>this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
>
>The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
>years ago.
>
>About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
>tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'
>Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
>16 years ago.
>
>A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were
>taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
>'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the
>dog.'
>
lol i thought this was pretty funny

Posted by Ukiki on Sunday, September 16, 2007 05:41AM - 0 comments (link) / Members say: yea +0, nay -0

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