Ukiki's twisted mind

Ashocking development.

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:55:23 GMT

I recently realized one thing: I may be gay. And I am not just saying that becuz i got 3 reasons:

-I am not at all attrated to the hottest girl at my school

-My pants shrink only when i see other guys with distinguishing features

-I find myself to like the fat people vids on youtube.

Since I have found this out, I have made my own fat vids on youtube. contained in this custom player below:

<object width='780' height='445'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFPXx9ngbpHzf3qcGAdX9ndJJYNkcdNS7iA='></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'>EMBED: http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFPXx9ngbpHzf3qcGAdX9ndJJYNkcdNS7iA=</object>

NowI know my family is religious, and after hearing what they say about gay people going to hell on the news. I got an arguement for that: FUCK YOU! God loves all his children. The way I figure it, there is noting wrong with my lifestyle choice. And I think if you can't accept it then you are obviously "part of the world's problem". And that problem is that some of the higher up people in this world don't like gays because they are afraid of them. being gay isn't a choice. Its just something different that separates us and puts up discriminatory barriers.

Ashocking development.

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:53:52 GMT

I recently realized one thing: I may be gay. And I am not just saying that becuz i got 3 reasons:

-I am not at all attrated to the hottest girl at my school

-My pants shrink only when i see other guys with distinguishing features

-I find myself to like the fat people vids on youtube.

Since I have found this out, I have made my own fat vids on youtube. contained in this custom player below:

http://www.youtube.com/lyokofreak517

NowI know my family is religious, and after hearing what they say about gay people going to hell on the news. I got an arguement for that: FUCK YOU! God loves all his children. The way I figure it, there is noting wrong with my lifestyle choice. And I think if you can't accept it then you are obviously "part of the world's problem". And that problem is that some of the higher up people in this world don't like gays because they are afraid of them. being gay isn't a choice. Its just something different that separates us and puts up discriminatory barriers.

LOL yet again

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:51:39 GMT

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ITS THE CHILD FROM HELL

LOL yet again

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:50:11 GMT

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ITS THE CHILD FROM HELL

LOL again

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:41:33 GMT

read this one, its still funny

>Taking A Tinkle
>
>A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
>masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave
>the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
>birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
>
>All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
>the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a
>tinkle
>and
>this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
>
>The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
>years ago.
>
>About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
>tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'
>Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
>16 years ago.
>
>A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were
>taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
>'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the
>dog.'
>
lol i thought this was pretty funny

LOL

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:32:49 GMT

I found this a lil funny and i hope you will too:

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE
A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand ."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

hmm

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:28:00 GMT

LucifersHellion Wrote:

I doubt anyone will take you seriously enough with that latest entry in your blog.

idc what anyone has to say about me or my attitude. if you are going to, just enter the darn contest. we don't necessarily have to like each other do we?

CONTEST TIME!

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:19:11 GMT

OMG IF YOUR READING THIS, YOU WANT TO SIGN UP FOR THE CSS CONTEST YAY YOU! read the rules and due date here: http://games.byond.com/forum/index.cgi?action=message_read &id=584223&forum=14

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