What to do when ur at Walmart
1. Get a box of condoms and randomly put one in peoples carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, "We have a Code Blue in the house wares," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
6. Move the CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, and tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why wont you people leave me alone!."
9. Look right into a security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around Suspicously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!."
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!."
15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."HEY WE'RE ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!."
Posted by Volt666 on Tuesday, March 24, 2009 08:31AM
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