I'm back, after being gone for like 4 months. Some of you may have noticed that my membership was expired at one point during my absence. You guys thought I was gone, but I'm not. I'm like herpes. Just when you're feeling safe, thinking I was just a harmless cold sore, and that I'm gone for good, HA! YOU THINK YOU GOT OFF THAT EASY? I'm back! Actually, I've been back for a few days, but 4/20 left me extremely fried, and already being a squinty-eyed Asian, I was left temporarily blinded, and had a hard time seeing my keyboard. I am still only slightly able to form a coherent sentence as well. But because of my extreme gnarliness and devotion to BYOND, I have overcome the handicaps I am faced with. I am however, pretty disappointed that my once pretty CSS has now been horribly defaced by the evils of Internet, my greatest nemesis.

Oh yeah, please vote in my poll, it's important to me.

You fascists

The US government kicks ass at spreading propaganda! It's really pretty awesome how they turned the entire country into "commie"-haters when the truth is, communism is a freaking form of government. Although it's pretty hilarious to see misinformed teenagers flaunting their hatred of communists, I feel I must clarify something. You're all idiots. The reason people think they hate Communism is because the government wants them to. Take a look at what Russia was before Communism took over. It was nothing, but Communism brought it to power faster than anybody could have thought possible. The US considers Communism a threat. It's pathetic how much influence the government has over you mindless fools. I have heard, "lol i hate commies" so much, I'm ashamed of being a member of the human race.

lol dictatorships r ghey.

I'm actually a 43 year old man, I weigh 361 pounds and I am 5'9. I have no muscle. I live with my mom. I have never been laid. In my life. I shave my pubes regularly and fantasize about being a woman.

Please don't make fun of me.

Just got a Cobra Tandem Kayak for my birthday (over $1000!) My birthday is actually on Sunday, but whatever. Out-of-my-freaking-mind-excited to go yellowtail fishing in it.