One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.

The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Well keep missing! Still not coming back to BYOND.

If you are looking for me, my main game right now is Tremulous in which my game name is "Doh+Zilla".

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Congratulations to all!

Okay, so I went see it last night, after the movies closed with my sister (she works there). I do not recommend you waste your 2 or so hours on this movie. It's storyline sucked, it wasn't scary whatsoever, and even my sister (a sucker for horror movies) said it sucked.


Believe me, if you have two choices to go see, pick the one that is not the Grudge.


-Doh