Update 8/15/08 Yash has officially abandoned his key. Surely, with his vast list of keys and his great wealth, it is of no matter to him. He most definitely is lurking on another key around here, but at least he's in hiding. Congratulations are in order!
Update 2 Later 8/15/08 Yash has come back, and had posted our icons on his blog. After three hours of being uploaded, they were removed. Nothing is being done about him.
Disclaimer: I am sorry if I insulted any faggots by comparing them to Yash 69.
I know Ice already covered this douche already, but he's such an ass he deserves a second time around on the douchey list. This time with me on the helm. And you know this guy deserves it, because the last time I posted about a specific person, it was Masterdan.
Let me explain our unique relationship with the person known as Yash 69.
He used to frequent our game, Dragonball Z Onslaught. I say used to, because well, he's currently banned. Blacklisted. Any sight of him will result in immediate removal. Think our situation with the BYOND front page.
Now, you may be getting interested. What exactly did he do to warrant this? You guys must be overreacting right? He's a great guy! Totally not gay. And he has a giant penis!
Well, wrong. On all three counts. He's a douche. He loves the cock, because his own is so damn minuscule that he craves phallic satisfaction from older gentlemen. And pathetic, he truly is pathetic.
You probably want me to get it, you may even think that that last bit was a little too much. Well fuck you. I'm getting to it.
This guy, get this, spent his time methodically taking screenshots of every possible icon, graphic, etc. from Onslaught. I shit you not, audience. I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to. It's just sad. He took hours of his own time to do this. Over and over. And over again. Copying, pasting, editing, in what I can only assume to be Paint, he did this. He didn't infiltrate our ranks as a would be developer. He didn't receive them from a traitorous team member. He didn't run a rsc extractor. He simply had no life. And you know what? He was quite successful.
Not only did he manage to steal every single icon that Maggeh made, he managed to steal the HUD, imitated the forums even. And now why exactly did he do this? Because he wanted to prove to us that he could create an identical game to Onslaught if he so chose to. Well everything except the icons of course, those he just plain stole. It would be silly NOT to steal when you have dozens of hours of free time in between taking it up the ass, right? So he took all the icons Maggeh made, and out comes Dragonball Z: Sagas Unleashed. Interestingly enough, at one point Yash even had Maggeh in the credits as an unwilling staff member.
And true to his word, Yash did in fact try to imitate Onslaught. It's been many months since tried this stunt, so even he's not stupid enough to still use the old Onslaught icons. And he never really could get Onslaught right, so there are some differences. But, let's humor him, and see how good of a job he's done.
So what do you think guys? Remember, this isn't trying to prove that he "ripped" our game. It's simply showing that the guy did really try his best at copying our game without having his hands on the source code or any semblance of programming skill at all. But let's give a round of applause to the retarded monkey anyway. Because he deserves an A for effort! He's special in his own special way!
Well good for him! You think, he tried to copy a game by only stealing the icons and not the code! That's a step forward for most of the anime community after all. Well here's where the story gets weird.
Yash became remorseful. He didn't want to be banned anymore for the game he tried to rip off. He really really wanted to play this game. (As shown by his ridiculous efforts at recreating it.) But Quaddw wouldn't relent. Until Yash offered him $200 dollars to be unbanned. Let me repeat that. TWO HUNDRED. AMERICAN DOLLARS. And guess what? Quaddw received that money. Two. Hundred. Dollars. I would not believe it if it wasn't true. We'll dig up a Paypal statement or something if you guys really want it. But it's two hundred dollars NOT spent on being an intellectual, because what did Yash do the minute he was unbanned? Right back into his old routines, PrintScreening away. Needless to say, Yash didn't stay unbanned for too long.
Now, you may be thinking this is all outrageous. But this is the truth. And I only wish I could make it funnier. But it's as true as Yash's fetish with Lemon Party. Disturbing.
Why now? Why post all of this right now? Well because of this. Naturally we here at Propaganda jumped down his throat, calling him out on his past bullshit. But alas, he deleted most of our comments. And I'm sure that by the time you read this post, the rest of our comments will also be gone if not his entire post. Oh well, it's not like we don't have close to 70 members to read this, Yash. ;)
PS. For all of you wondering where we were on 8/9/08, fuck you. Oh where's the stupid shit Propaganda is supposed to post today? Why aren't they doing something stupid? Shut up. We aren't supposed to do anything. We don't have to. Just enjoy whatever shit we do pull, no matter when it is.