| Hoping a bit of bad news works out to be a good thing in the end.
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| Holy crap, I spelled that right on the first try.
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| Growing up in a trailer park imprints meteorological fears.
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| I could use a couple of good wrist braces.
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| When I crap the bed, I blame it on dogs I don't even have.
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| May also contain dungeons, teriyaki flavoring, annatto (for color), MSG, and genetically modified organisms.
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| When life gives melons lemons.
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| Begun, the tree orgy has.
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| TFW the giant spider robot scene is now the second-silliest thing you ever did on camera.
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| I heard some lunatic was buying up companies with bad management.
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| It's like trudging through code with a machete and a pith helmet.
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| Happiness blooms from within... BYOND, that is.
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| 70% of what I do is refactoring. 25% is complaining about refactoring.
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| Remember, kids: spiced jellybeans are evil.
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| The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
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| Don't ask how they go in.
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| 2022 makes us pay for the little respites with fresh horrors like a new season of Chad.
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| This kind doesn't involve Hollywood weasels, so at least there's that.
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| I wish that was just a joke.
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| Holiday catch-up and more!
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| Let's just say he burrowed in the wrong place.
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| Sometimes I make a game of seeing who'll get the obscure references.
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| Our zero can beat up your zero.
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| Since everyone's sick anyway, let's say screw it and give the new year a do-over with a proper party.
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| Let's murder a virus this year.
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| Baby it's confusingly temperate outside.
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| But the good ones are smothered in buttercream.
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| Warning: Contents may be magical.
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| Yep, it's music puns from here to the 23rd.
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| Don't even ask about the status of the potatoes.
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| Falling on my house like a canopy.
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| Seriously, how can it always be autumn in Riften?
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| Ah, autumn, when a middle-aged man's fancy turns to thoughts of pie.
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| This year I'll be a slutty programmer. People give you cash instead of candy if you cover up.
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| Ghosts drink free, but they can't hold their liquor.
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| Finally featuring Fall's finest!
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| It's like Operation, but with real shocks and no money.
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| Highway driving in steady rain with semi-broken windshield wipers isn't half as relaxing as it sounds.
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| Big Cider must be trying to artificially inflate prices.
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| It's a good week for throwback references.
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