Take the Jeff test (part 1)

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Feb 19 2009, 11:45 am
1) Do you believe the earth is anywhere from 6000 to 10000 years old?

2) Do you like to go door to door and impose your religion on others?

3) Does everyone hate you?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you are a Jehovah's Witness. Congratulations, you're going to hell.
Feb 19 2009, 11:46 am
... I like to force aethism on people. It's fun.
Feb 19 2009, 11:50 am
Or a literal Catholic.
Feb 19 2009, 12:04 pm
Nay
Nay
Nay

This is FAR too limited. Baptists also fit into this category(see my brother, Ross).
Feb 19 2009, 12:05 pm
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Nay
Nay
Nay

This is FAR too limited. Baptists also fit into this category(see my brother, Ross).

Fine then, would you guys be happier if I put "Conservative Catholic"? I was kind of trying to keep it short and to the point.
Feb 19 2009, 12:11 pm
Jeff8500 wrote:
Fine then, would you guys be happier if I put "Conservative Catholic"? I was kind of trying to keep it short and to the point.

Baptists are Protestant. In fact, my brother Ross thinks Catholics go to HELL. It's just too vague.
For example:
1) Are you a BYOND member?
2) Do you like women?
3) Do you have a particular view on Ethics?

If you said yea to any of these, you are an Objectivist!
Feb 19 2009, 12:16 pm
1. No

2. No

3. YES, DAMNIT!
Feb 19 2009, 12:19 pm
Nay.
Nay.
Nay.


Yea.
Feb 19 2009, 1:14 pm
DivineTraveller wrote:
... I like to force aethism on people. It's fun.

(as quoted from little black kid from youtube)"MO FUCKA DIS IS AMERICA"
as in our rights i can be a christian if i want
Feb 19 2009, 1:42 pm
No

No

No
Feb 19 2009, 1:55 pm
1: No.
2: No.
3: No.

... This was just lame.
Feb 19 2009, 3:03 pm
1)No
2)No
3)No

It's actually quite amusing doing these test.
Feb 19 2009, 4:11 pm
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Jeff8500 wrote:
Fine then, would you guys be happier if I put "Conservative Catholic"? I was kind of trying to keep it short and to the point.

Baptists are Protestant. In fact, my brother Ross thinks Catholics go to HELL. It's just too vague.
For example:
1) Are you a BYOND member?
2) Do you like women?
3) Do you have a particular view on Ethics?

If you said yea to any of these, you are an Objectivist!

My post was kind of meant to be more on the joke side of things, though I see where you're coming at.
Feb 19 2009, 8:18 pm
yeah
yeah
hell yeah
Feb 22 2009, 12:20 pm
Where's part two?

George Gough
Feb 22 2009, 2:27 pm
KodeNerd wrote:
Where's part two?

George Gough

Ask Silkwizard, I just hopped on the bandwagon, haha.
Mar 14 2009, 2:26 am
Nay
Nay
Nay