Learning php.. so damn boring...

<?php

$gay = array(
'name' => 'Ranch Jolly',
'key' => 'fag',
'fun' => 'butt sex');

echo "Hey {gay['name']}, you silly {$gay['key']}, want to have some {$gay['fun']}?";

?>

Result
Hey Ranch Jolly, you silly fag, want to have some butt sex?