Time for beer.

Entrusted with the secret.

Spent your Spacemas being beaten to death with toolboxes.

Good morning, Captain.

As an Arcfiend, stop six hearts in a single shift.

Heinous villainy.

As a blob, grow your blob tile count to the number required by your objective required size.

Charred on the outside, well done on the inside.

Show no fear in the face of battle.

Seriously?

runtime error: Cannot execute player.unlock_medal()

Deliver the Magma King his Just Desserts

Thanks <3

Lemme tell ya somethin' right now...

You're not allowed to complain if your crew mates beat you to death.

A dangerous vice to fulfill.

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Only the ghosts know the truth now.

Fresh!

AI, what are your current laws?

:)

Frito Pendejo, public defender.

As a werewolf, reach your objective number of victims fed on.

Juicy. And crunchy.

It's Good for the Gander

Lost and found.

Complete Chapter II

R.I.P. Segway dude.

Caution, risk of electric shock.

M.I.A.

Bones.

Literally seriously, I can't.

Flew too close!

Just havin' a good time, chillin' out.

You really did!

Slip 'n slide.

Old-school chemist's club.

BANG, bang!

Good thing these are not laminated.

Gordon would approve.

Your muscles hurt.

Asimov's laws were always a little behind.

The ultimate sacrifice.

Made friends with a welder.

The Syndicate would be proud.

As a changeling, absorb your objective required number of victim absorptions and make it back to Centcom alive.

Performed the steps required to unlock the Good Ending from the solarium riddle.

Twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer a week.

And it's O-NO HELP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AAA

Watching the world burn.

Stare into the sun.

It's not 2 of each kind but we'll make due.

Just the spot.

I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah, make things challenging!

Tensions between Nanotrasen and the Syndicate are reaching a boiling point.

Take a bite

Some places just can't take the pain.

You were the life of the party, before your own life got taken away.

As a Spy Thief, steal seven or more items in a single shift.

Diminishing reruns.

Bzzt.

The year is 2041.

Despite all that, you're still in the same boat.

Porky.

Hi

Time for counseling?

Just who was that man, with the plan?

It never hurts to be polite!

*fwissshhhhhh*

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

As a head revolutionary, live to see your revolution come to a success!

As a Flockmind or Flocktrace who has been in the Flock some time, successfully transmit the Signal.

Who needs magic when you've got skill like this?

Windshield's a little hard to see through.

Owl always love you

Lost the will to go on.

You might look the part but your magic's all smoke and mirrors.

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.