Waffles
Yoruichi: WAFFLES! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
Waffles: SYRUP! SYRUP! SYRUP!
Fork: A thousand forks of the Silverware drawer descend upon you. Our pancakes will soak up the syrup!
Strawberry: Then we will use butter instead.
Strawberry: We are with you, batter! For Waffles, for freedom, to the last crumb!
Yoruichi: My waffles, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Waffle law and by Waffle law we will stand and get bitten... and be eaten. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know, that 300 Waffels gave their last crumbs to defend it!
Yoruichi: Then what must a girl do to save her food when the very box she has sworn to protect force her to do nothing?
Blueberry: It is not a question of what a Waffle should do, nor a pwnzor, nor a bottle of syrup. Instead, ask yourself, my dearest flavor, what would a bowl of batter do?
Yoruichi: WAFFLES! TONIGHT WE DINE AT IHOP!
Yoruichi: WAFFLES! Ready your syrup and bring butter... FOR TOMORROW, WE DINE AT IHOP!
Chocolate chip: We Waffles are descended from batter itself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being eaten in the kitchen is the greatest place they could be in their lives. Waffles, the finest breakfast the world has ever known.
Yoruichi: Waffles will toast, their crumbs will be thrown away and their syrup and flavor will be eaten or worse!
Waffles: SYRUP! SYRUP! SYRUP!
Fork: A thousand forks of the Silverware drawer descend upon you. Our pancakes will soak up the syrup!
Strawberry: Then we will use butter instead.
Strawberry: We are with you, batter! For Waffles, for freedom, to the last crumb!
Yoruichi: My waffles, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Waffle law and by Waffle law we will stand and get bitten... and be eaten. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know, that 300 Waffels gave their last crumbs to defend it!
Yoruichi: Then what must a girl do to save her food when the very box she has sworn to protect force her to do nothing?
Blueberry: It is not a question of what a Waffle should do, nor a pwnzor, nor a bottle of syrup. Instead, ask yourself, my dearest flavor, what would a bowl of batter do?
Yoruichi: WAFFLES! TONIGHT WE DINE AT IHOP!
Yoruichi: WAFFLES! Ready your syrup and bring butter... FOR TOMORROW, WE DINE AT IHOP!
Chocolate chip: We Waffles are descended from batter itself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being eaten in the kitchen is the greatest place they could be in their lives. Waffles, the finest breakfast the world has ever known.
Yoruichi: Waffles will toast, their crumbs will be thrown away and their syrup and flavor will be eaten or worse!
Posted by Azone on Sunday, May 10, 2009 05:56AM
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