I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.”




Words of wisdom from Washington Wizard's Gilbert Arenas.

hahahahahaha.

1) Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell, QB, LSU
2) Detroit Lions- Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech
3) Cleveland Browns- Joe Thomas, OT, Wisconsin
4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson
5) Arizona Cardinals- Levi Jones, OT, Penn State
6) Washington Redskins- LaRon Landry, S, LSU
7) Minnesota Vikings- Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma
8) Atlanta Falcons
9) Miami Dolphins
10) Houston Texans

AD..I like the pick.

Until the 23rd.

Peace.

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Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?