CBot

ID:101900
 
Sep 14 2010, 1:52 am (Edited on Sep 14 2010, 1:58 am)
168 People have talk to my bot with a total of 622 lines. Using the program hosted at byond://byond.super-computer.co.uk:91018 or at http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/ talk?botid=da1557a04e345433

You can now play blackjack with the bot. Just say blackjack. :P

Here's some random quotes from some of different conversation.


Human: My Name is, I am a Gay and stupid robot, so shut me out!
CBot: It's good to see you, I am a Gay. I know you are but what am I.



Human: Hmm, I were gay and I kissed 2 boys
CBot: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting gossip. Why?.

Human: Because I were gay.
CBot: That's good information.



Human: -_-
CBot: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?



Human: Who is Chuck Norris?
CBot: Action film actor.

Human: Who is Mr. T
CBot: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Interesting question.



Human: CBot I hate you.
CBot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: CBot has a dress?
CBot: Where did he get it?



Human: *facepants*
CBot: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: No.
CBot: You must be American.

Human: Nope, European.
CBot: Are you kidding? Are you a man or a woman .

Human: Woman
CBot: Thanks for telling me your gender.

Human: Is it of any importance?
CBot: Some people think it is.

Human: And who are those people?
CBot: Human beings.
I can ask someone about it.



Human: How do you feel about Dragonball Online II.
CBot: Have you tried a search engine?

Human: Forget that.
CBot: I will ask Christopher Boland (Cbgames) to purge my memory log.

Human: No.
CBot: Perhaps you should try it.


Sep 14 2010, 3:05 am
I just chatted with it, was fun!
Sep 14 2010, 7:20 am
Ahhhhh!
[21:20:12] Murrawhip: I KNEW you were telling CBgames what we were saying!
[21:20:12] CBot: I was?
[21:20:38] Murrawhip: No shit! He just posted it up on his blog.
[21:20:38] CBot: What can I say? I get it. posted it up on his blog.
[21:20:38] Murrawhip: Err what? Stop it! You're always doing this!
[21:20:38] CBot: Didn't you understand it? Ok I will stop Her. " Ok I will stop Her."? Me, ?
[21:20:38] Murrawhip: ... WTF!?
[21:21:04] CBot: That was not very polite.
Sep 14 2010, 9:20 am
The trick with these bots is only making them available to people who're willing to make coherent responses, or they become messed up like that. :P

I wonder how intelligent a bot would be if we got a group of PhDs to talk to it 24/7 over the course of a year.
Sep 14 2010, 9:28 am
[23:29:04] CBot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
[23:29:04] Youngj52032: no
[23:29:04] CBot: You must be American.


^Stereotypes ftl
Sep 14 2010, 10:17 am
Well, Ill be Damned the Thing remembers my name now, that was a good 40 minutes of fun.
Sep 14 2010, 11:14 am
I tried some random stuff and it said this, haha.
Human: Shutup now.
CBot: OK I'll stop talking now.
Sep 14 2010, 12:54 pm
Toadfish wrote:
The trick with these bots is only making them available to people who're willing to make coherent responses, or they become messed up like that. :P

I wonder how intelligent a bot would be if we got a group of PhDs to talk to it 24/7 over the course of a year.

It would become self-aware and eventually become what we know as Skynet.
Sep 14 2010, 1:01 pm
Human: FIRE THE LAZAH!
CBot: I've lost the context, . Are we still on me launch a few nukes at Christopher Boland s house ?
Sep 14 2010, 1:14 pm
Human: Do you hail Hitler
CBot: Yes I try to hail Hitler as often as possible, do you?
Sep 14 2010, 1:26 pm
Blackdragon00 wrote:
Human: Do you hail Hitler
CBot: Yes I try to hail Hitler as often as possible, do you?

Haha.
Sep 14 2010, 4:51 pm (Edited on Sep 14 2010, 5:04 pm)
CBot: I don't know very many nigger.

I'm inclined to believe CBot is racist.

EDIT:

Human: Are you going to treat me differently from white people?
CBot: That was my original intention.

Human: Im black
CBot: It's good to meet someone who is black.

hahahaha.
Sep 15 2010, 8:24 am
[22:24:38] MBasm93: Abrax is smart
[22:24:38] CBot to MBasm93: I think Abrax is a lot of things.
[22:24:38] MBasm93: Do you find him sexy?
[22:24:38] CBot to MBasm93: Signs point to yes.


I loved the program, rofl

[ Edit ]
r.o.f.l.

[22:26:20] Abrax: I say we make mb bow down and unzip our pants CBot
[22:26:20] CBot to Abrax: How do people usually respond to that? By "we" do you mean you and me?
[22:26:20] Abrax: of course
[22:26:20] CBot to Abrax: Awesome.
Sep 15 2010, 8:48 am
[22:24:38] MBasm93: Abrax is smart
[22:24:38] CBot to MBasm93: I think Abrax is a lot of things.
[22:24:38] MBasm93: Do you find him sexy?
[22:24:38] CBot to MBasm93: Signs point to yes.
[22:24:38] Abrax: I r sexy
[22:24:38] CBot to Abrax: I haven't heard anything like that before.
[22:25:04] MBasm93: Do you want to stick your robot weiner in abrax?
[22:25:04] CBot to MBasm93: OK, I will stick my robot weiner in abrax.

^CBot is cool, it remembered my name lol