Well I'm putting all that BS into this one post because apparently my question haven't been answer for over half a years on how to get the $#!+#@*!(& started.
Why the freeze up and using winetricks ie7, and winetricks ie8 show up 404? Your winetrick is out of date! Update it by going to https://wiki.winehq.org/Winetricks to find where you can get the sonnova B!
So...instructions to get since on 2017..
chmod +x winetricks
Got it? Goooooooooooooood~ Your happy winetricks should be right there on home. We using that since the global one sucks.
Follow instructions as usual. But my version is different, and since linux experts ain't here to help me clean it and put this down for everyone, y'all butts are getting dirty codes. Tough!
sh winetricks wsh56 wsh57 jscript mfc42 vcrun2013
sh winetricks ie7
sh winetricks ie8
Is ie7 downloading and ie8 downloading as well? GOOD! That's how it supposed to be and when you boot that sucker, it won't goddayum freeze at the effing splash screen!
What? Pager looks like ass? Can't help you there yet til someone post a fix that doesn't send you around the world for the next couple of years. *kicks over furniture and leaves* FREAKEN HELL!