If to your posts I do not respond,
Check the places of which I am most fond.
I'll give you a hint
of where I have went:
Look for me in bed, bath, and BYOND.
ID:274608
 May 26 2002, 5:33 pm
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There once was a man named Enis
Who said, "I hope no one has seen us... as we walk down the street, save the socks on our feet, we have nary a stitch between us!" | |
A curious BYONDer named Sariat
Wondered how to construct a lariat. "I've heard that it's got to do with tying a knot... I guess that means I must marry it?" | |
These limmericks are now at the top,
I keep reading and just can't stop. They seem quite corny and never bore me, Your limmericks are the cream of the crop. | |
Creek wrote:
These limmericks are now at the top, A young man of taste known as Creek, was always the truth known to speak. Whatever he said About what he'd read Is the opinion all others should seek! | |
Whaever happened to jack,
the man that liked playing hacky sack? He used to be so near to us, but now he's only seen riding a bus I sure hope that man Jack comes back. | |
An Emperor who called himself Beld
One day felt strangely compelled To write up a ditty, which, though it's not pretty, at least there was nothing misspelled! | |
Our lesbian friend said "I'd thank
You to keep your poems clean as a bank." But because of the source, My thoughts veered off course And the clean parts of my mind went blank. Lummox JR | |
I once had a terrible feeling,
That my skin was suffering from peeling. I went to the mirror, It wasn't far from here, Hit my head, and wandered, reeling. Hmm, that wasn't so great. My poetic license was revoked years ago, though. Lemme try another: There once was a cute little cat, Who wore a darling little hat. In the mid of the night, The cat woke in fright, To find its headpiece quite flat. Eh, wasn't too good either. =) | |
There once was a gal form Durmise
With a body that nobody'd prize She sailed away And came back in a day And she seemed to have doubled in size! I once knew a despot called Coyle To which many a spirit did toil When he comes with a oh forget it, I hate writing these things Trying again... I once knew a despot called Coyle To which many a spirit did toil When he came with a bat And he knocked a lad flat His devious plans those boys foiled Don't like it. There once was a man from Calpass Wot had two big balls all of brass He rubbed them together in hot stormy weather And lightning shot right from his butt! -LoW Shadowdarke has responded to me Jus' 6 minutes from 8:23 Told me to stand down But as long as I'm 'round I will always do just what I please! :oP | |
Lord Water can't get in his head
The limits which Lexy had said. She plead, "Keep it clean." But his was obscene Try posting another instead. :P | |
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