Basically, the other night, I said to my mom, "You know what we've never had? Real nachos. I mean, we've had microwaved chips with shredded marble cheese on top, but we've never had nachos with meat, lettuce, veggies... you know."
She knew what I meant but had no clue how to make some, so she asked me to go find some recipes online. I did... but, all I could find were either little granny nachos, with tomatoes and green bell peppers and cheese, or real macho nachos, with jalapenos, cayenne pepper, tabasco sauce... you name it.
Since I'm one who likes to compromise, I decided to take five recipes, blatantly thieve all of the ingredients from them, and reinterpret the results. As the picture shows, here's what I came up with.
Spuzzy's Buzzy Nachowuzzies
Don't ask me how fattening this is, since I don't know. But, considering there's ground beef and bacon, I'd say "very".
2 tablespoons Plain water 1/2 lb. Ground beef 1 teaspoon Chili powder 1 teaspoon Cayenne pepper powder 1/2 teaspoon Salt 1/2 teaspoon Dried, minced onion 1/2 cup Refried beans 1 ½ cups Grated Cheddar cheese (I used both mild white and aged yellow) 1/2 cup Grated Montery Jack cheese 1/4 cup Finely diced onion 1 Small jalapeno (finely chopped) 8 Slices of bacon 1/2 cup Sliced olives (optional) 1/2 cup Mixed red/green bell pepper, chopped 2 Whole tomatoes, diced 2 cloves Garlic, finely chopped 1/2 cup Whole kernel corn 1 cup Shredded lettuce A sprinkle of paprika Your favourite brand of salsa Sour cream Guacamole (if desired) Plenty of tortilla chips!
Brown ground beef over medium heat, crumbling as it cooks. Drain when no longer pink. Meanwhile, fry the bacon until it is crispy, then place onto paper towels to soak up the excess grease. After the beef is fully drained, transport it back to the pan and crumble the bacon between your palms into the beef. (Since your hands will get very greasy, it's advisable to wash your hands before moving on.)
Preheat the oven to 375º F (190º C). Add chili powder, cayenne powder, salt, dried onion, garlic, paprika, and water to the beef. Mix well and simmer for 10 minutes, stirring often, then take off of heat. Meanwhile, heat refried beans in a small saucepan over low heat. In addition, mix the two cheeses in a separate bowl.
Mix the diced onion, the olives, the bell pepper, the tomatoes, and the corn into another bowl.
When the refried beans are hot, take a spatula or spoon and spread a thin layer of the refried beans over tortilla chips, placing them one-by-one onto the bottom of a baking sheet or baking pan. Scatter half of the beef over all of the chips, making sure to spread it somewhat evenly. Then, scatter half of the vegetables from the bowl over the beef, again trying to maintain even coverage. Finally, sprinkle one half of the cheese from the bowl containing it over the nachos. Repeat the above process for one additional layer.
If desired, scatter some of the jalapeno over the top of the mess, then use any leftover cheese to cover the top of the pile. Place into the preheated oven for 10 minutes, or until the cheese is fully melted.
Spread lettuce over the top of the mix. Serve immediately with choice of salsa, sour cream, and/or guacamole. Serves 2.