I got the original idea from runescape, another online game. The original post there was, How to tell youve been playing runescape too long. and it recieved well over 20000 hits. :)
1. When you wake up, walk into the bathroom, and see code written all over your forehead in sharpie.
2. When you complain because you are typing faster than your computer can process.
3. When the priorities in your life become::
1. Byond
2. Byond
3. Bathroom break while using laptop
4. Byond
5. Eating while using Byond
6. sleep? Who needs sleep?
:p
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 Nov 23 2002, 1:59 pm
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Nov 23 2002, 2:05 pm
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Jermman
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Your teacher tells you you will be making a dreamcatcher and you think, "but dreamseeker has already been made"
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When you type ctrl-K to do something outside Dream Maker, like submitting an HTML form or sending an email.
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When you hit Ctrl+R in VC++ :P.
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When you call new co-workers/students "newbies".
When you take your Blue Book to reading class. When you think up code consepts in your sleep, just to relize you can't remember in the morning. | |
You get beat up by the local Karate experts for mocking there PBags.
You get in a fight and attempt to macro your attack verb. You charge your little brother a subscription fee to play your GameCube. You tell people off for talking about food in the lounge room, and then suggest they move there discussion to the dinner table. You have everything avaliable in the BYOND Store. You drop something on your toe and yell "Run-Time Error". You try and find a 'Donate for GM' verb in Final Fatasy. Your English teacher tells you off for using bad grammer, and you reply that your syntax was perfect. When trying to impress people with big words you usually get a 'undefined' error. You think that making a baby consists of calling /mob/Birds/proc/Bees(), followed by spawn(9 months) new /mob/baby (hospital). When someone asks you to pass the sauce tell them the situation calls for usr not src. You tend to take one big step at a time. You take average steps, but you just cant seem to figure out how NOT to walk through walls. When the eye doctor asks whats wrong with your vision, reply usr.sight |= BLIND. When he asks how it got that way, you claim you accidently set usr.client.eye to null. In an attempt to avchive immortality you try to override Del(). "usr.girlfriend.sight |= BLIND" is true. When the cop asks for ID you hand him your key. You talk to a Squirl when you need to get some furnature. You respect a corpse named Ron. You argue with your science teacher that there are only four types of Atoms. You refere to your childhood as being 'in beta'. You refere to your teenage years as 'in closed beta' You think you'll never die if you dont run 'Death_Check()' You expect to see DBZeta in www.nintendo.com's 'Code Bank'. You get a surprize when there is nothing in your local libary by Spuzzum. You place an ad in the classified section of your local paper that looks remarkably like a hub entry. When playing baseball you offer the ref 30 dimes for the source code, then slip him an extra 10 for GM powers. You insist your girlfriend (Or boyfriend) calls you '[GM] Yourname' during sex. When your house gets robbed you ask the police to ban them. You refere to sleep as rebooting. -DogMan | |
You type say before sending an instant message You tell a friend they have to use src, not usr, when calling you You attempt to go ssj after weightlifting 7You blaim your wrong answers on compilation errors | |
Yamamushi wrote:
I got the original idea from runescape, another online game. The original post there was, How to tell youve been playing runescape too long. and it recieved well over 20000 hits. :) 3 sounds like my schedule I had this summer. I was one lazy [bleep] this summer o.O RaeKwon | |
You get beat up by the local Karate experts for mocking there PBags. Those are my favorites ;) | |
English wrote:
When your house gets robbed you ask the police to ban them. That one almost made me piss myself laughing.. HAHAHA RaeKwon | |
Sariat wrote:
When you spell 'beyond' 'byond' on a important paper. I done that once! haha It 'Twas on a final exam in english. RaeKwon | |
Yamamushi wrote:
I got the original idea from runescape, another online game. The original post there was, How to tell youve been playing runescape too long. and it recieved well over 20000 hits. :) when your in class, people are bothering you, so you say afk. | |
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Be sure to check out my 'Adults only' list when the kids go to bed ;)
-DogMan PS: Dont forget to tip your waitresses! | |
1 When you begin to write code in paper and pen during school and store it in the "Byond" divier tab.
Also,how you know you've used the comp too much(happened to me alots of times) when someone says a joke and reply with "LOL" or "LMAO" i've really did this. | |