Cobbo [Elation must read!]
I told harriet a few weeks ago I died and was talking to her from heaven.
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: hey
Me: Hey Im still in heaven
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: really
Me: Yeah.
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: :(
Me: Its all white here though, and a bunch of clouds
Me: Gods computers are really nice, I have like 1 Terabyte of ram!
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: i wish you never went
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: :(
Me: I died
Me: Some british man named william shot me to death
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: i know that british willam he was in my tutor group at school
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: and i speak to him on msn
Me: OMG REALLY? CALL THE POLICE, HE KILLED ME GET HIM ARRESTED
Me: oh call the authorities, He got away after he killed me!
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: i will promise i can't belive he killed you because you such nice person and so lovely
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: and kind
Me: Yes well, the devils minions are trying to invade heaven, brb must fight them off with my golden PSP
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: good luck and be safe
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: and come back
Me: Okay, they are gone. Back now.
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: thats goodd
Me: Yes now call the authorities on william right away harriet! I want my murderer caught, otherwise I will sit in heaven forever.
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: i don`t want you to be sitting in heaven all your life
Me: I know, its horrible... 72 VIRGINS? HELL NO
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: aww
Me: I must be going now, God is calling me on the other line. We have a meeting to attend with jesus.
Me: Anything you want to ask jesus or god?
Me: Jesus has a [b0n3r], he wants to know what your wearing? eh eh ;) ?
harriettlauramiles@hotmail.co.uk: to bring you back to life and bring back lovely and nice you back again and look over my boyfreind who`s lives usa and i am wearing pair trousers and jacket and pink top but short got to go now for my tea
Elly, you think they'll come to your house and ask you if you know this crazy person? =/
Posted by Polaruis on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:53AM
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